Where you at LurkingDirk?

[Shifty]

He said people GSB, not moderators.

:stir:

 

[PirateKing]

You don't talk to me.

Nobody wants to be associated with a mod. Not even mods.

 

[BCT]

Threads like this confuse my penis. When my penis becomes confused, it spits in peoples' eyes.

lmao

 

[Ike Stain]

Yo LurkingDirk? How've ya' been? Get any real women besides the free ones on the internet that never talk shit or tell you what you need to do with your life?

Have no worries, Dirk knows how to roll:

 

[dirtylittleholly]

Aww, I ♥ you dirk! :yesyes:

 

[Ike Stain]

His balls may only be normal sized, but they produce at 10x the normal rate.

 

[StanScratch]

Have no worries, Dirk knows how to roll:

I see him, peeking in the back window.

 

[Briana Lee]

Yea I've talked to you before. You gave me rep and I said you were funny. His dudeness has spoken? Damn how many people do you talk to on the regular on here? Anyways, yea I'm just saying HELLO. I didn't know it was a departure from our...normative behavior to put a greeting on the public board. Besides I figured this would stir the pot since you're popular in the chronic masturbaters club.

T

Hmm, I'm confused. Do you like Dirk or hate him? Caus it started off like you hated him but now it sounds like you like him?! :dunno:

Fair enough.

HELLO.

Why are we shouting it?



I talk to quite a few people on here, btw.

He talks to meeeeeee!

 

[Shifty]

He talks to meeeeeee!

Because he wants to wear your panties. :o

 

[Briana Lee]

Because he wants to wear your panties. :o

I think you mean SMELL my panties don't you?!

 

[Ike Stain]

I think you mean SMELL my panties don't you?!

No. Wear. It's you he wants to smell them.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I think you mean SMELL my panties don't you?!

Ooh! Ooh! I wanna do that!

 

[Shifty]

I think you mean SMELL my panties don't you?!

Nope ... :dunno:

 

[bofuvum]

Hmm, I'm confused. Do you like Dirk or hate him? Caus it started off like you hated him but now it sounds like you like him?! :dunno:



I don't hate anyone.

 

[lurkingdirk]

This thread is dildos.

Also, I'm not much concerned about your panties, Briana. It's what is inside them I'd like to sample.

 

[gunslingingbird]

This thread is dildos.

Also, I'm not much concerned about your panties, Briana. It's what is inside them I'd like to sample.

I think that's the closest thing to a heterosexual post you've ever made on the board.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I think that's the closest thing to a heterosexual post you've ever made on the board.

I know, it's great, right?
Let's have a celebratory fuck.

 

[BCT]

Can I post here?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Can I post here?

No. No one with a tiny penis is allowed in here.

 

[BCT]

No. No one with a tiny penis is allowed in here.

Then why are you here?