Where you at LurkingDirk?

[Ace Bandage]

I'm sorry your tiny penis makes you so angry.

It's not tiny, it's fun sized.

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's not tiny, it's fun sized.

Don't worry. It's cute.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I may not be able to reach the bottom of a can of Spam with my dick, but I can bust the sides out.

 

[busenbust]

i've been trying to rep u lurk but unable; maybe evil Petra has disabled .....

 

[STDiva]

His rep number is actually the amount of women he's ***** with this week. Petra docks it because the unreal numbers he pulls in everyday make her jealous.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Seriously what is the deal with your rep dirk? I know Petra took it away for some reason before but why is it still going down?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Who's this Dirk douchebag? Isn't he Canadian? :dunno:

Where's Dirk? He's losing face here.

Not really. Once you're at the bottom the only way you can go is up.

 

[PirateKing]

Because Petra is threatened by my greatness. Pure and simple.

You're not even a man anymore.

 

[Ike Stain]

Dirk at home:

 

[Roald]

You know you made it when people need your name in a thread to get pageviews.

Congrats Dirk!!!

 

[BigSwede]

The question now is where is the op?

 

[Rane1071]

Seriously what is the deal with your rep dirk? I know petra took it away for some reason before but why is it still going down?

I think Petra likes to play with his rep like the proverbial cat with a mouse. Because Dirk has nothing else a girl would want to play with.

 

[Rane1071]

Edit* Damn double posts.

 

[PirateKing]

Dirk became dissatisfied with being unable to reach the status of an imortal despite having the highest rep, so he opted for "absolute zero" which he sees as a sign of rebirth or the evolution from the ordinary freeones member into a more celestial being. One that's no longer a slave to rep and therefore on the same level as an admin, and even Petra. He obviously aims to take her throne.

 

[StanScratch]

Threads like this confuse my penis. When my penis becomes confused, it spits in peoples' eyes.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Threads like this confuse my penis. When my penis becomes confused, it spits in peoples' eyes.

 

[bofuvum]

A couple of things before we go on:

1. Who the hell are you? Have we ever had any interaction?
2. Why would you make this a public poll?
3. Where the fuck are you finding women on the internet that talk **** and tell you what to do with your life? Are you skyping your ***, or something?

Yea I've talked to you before. You gave me rep and I said you were funny. His dudeness has spoken? Damn how many people do you talk to on the regular on here? Anyways, yea I'm just saying HELLO. I didn't know it was a departure from our...normative behavior to put a greeting on the public board. Besides I figured this would stir the pot since you're popular in the chronic masturbaters club.

T

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yea I've talked to you before. You gave me rep and I said you were funny. His dudeness has spoken? Damn how many people do you talk to on the regular on here? Anyways, yea I'm just saying HELLO. I didn't know it was a departure from our...normative behavior to put a greeting on the public board. Besides I figured this would stir the pot since you're popular in the chronic masturbaters club.

T

Fair enough.

HELLO.

Why are we shouting it?



I talk to quite a few people on here, btw.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I talk to quite a few people on here, btw.

You don't talk to me.

 

[lurkingdirk]

You don't talk to me.

Well, not since you told me you prefer my ***.

Bastard. It could have been magical.