Where is the Worst Place You Feel Asleep?

[Mr. Daystar]

Sitting on the toilet, at 2:00 am, while pissing, then waking up at 4:00 when the alarm went off in the other room.


Yeah, I sit like a chick when I piss in the middle of the night....I'm not turning on a light, or making a mess

 

[Harley Spencer]

I slept in a barn on top of a bunch of hay bales once. It was fucking cold up there.

 

[Ike Stain]

Yeah, I sit like a chick when I piss in the middle of the night....I'm not turning on a light, or making a mess

:rofl2:

 

[Ike Stain]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 6452342, member: 579739"]I slept in a barn on top of a bunch of hay bales once. It was fucking cold up there.

That is hardcore.

 

[Ike Stain]

Fell asleep once in a seedy Tijuana motel room at about 4 am, with the door wide open and my wallet and cellphone on the floor in plain sight from the door way.

Did you wake up with all your kidneys?

 

[Elwood70]

In a bathtub full of ice and beer. I woke up and cracked my head on the faucet.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i fell asleep at a bar once...i woke up when i shifted and the stool tipped over under me, it wasn't like a full night of sleep but it'd probably been about an hour

 

[bobjustbob]

Asbury Park. Drinking and playing pinball this past summer. Went to take a snooze in my car before driving home. Cop banging on my window. I had an open bottle in the car. He could have taken me in but just poured my drink out and gave me a $125 fine. Drove me to a gay hotel to spend the night and let me keep my keys. Car didn't start in the morning and had to get a jump. Got home okay and no gay sex the night before. I'm pretty sure of that.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

How could you tell the hotel was gay? Was it listening to Elton John or Madonna?

 

[Red Spyder]

The worst for me would be in a bus in Mexico going from the border south to.... Puerto Vallarta I believe, or maybe Mazatlan, long trip way back in the early 90's and I was about 16 or 17. To make matters worse, I was wearing a pair of really tight jeans that the ladies liked how they looked on me (my buddies would catch many of them checking me out from behind so, guys, don't feel bad about checking THEM out from behind, they do check us out too), anyway, when I woke up I felt like my tight jeans rode up my crotch and my left nut hurt like I had been kicked there and when I got to my destination and showered, I did feel quite a bit of swelling. I did have to go to the doc for that when I came back home, he gave me some pills and that was it.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I once fell asleep so deeply in a college lecture class, that a classmate smacked me, and I stood up and shouted, "What the fuck is going on?"

The prof was very pleased.

 

[bobjustbob]

How could you tell the hotel was gay? Was it listening to Elton John or Madonna?

I don't live far away from there. Been going there since the 70's. Gays have been investing in this run down town for decades. Get to know Asbury Park.

Empress Hotel links below:

http://www.gay-destinations.com/newjersey.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Empress_Hotel_(New_Jersey)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asbury_Park,_New_Jersey

Bob.

 

[gmlcgond]

Grant Park Chicago

 

[Nicow]

In church, when I was a child.

 

[member999996]

I slept in his parent's room drunk. and wake up naked. his brothers saw my tits. embarrassing.

 

[Ike Stain]

I fell asleep on this Greyhound one time and when I woke up, it was broken down by the side of the road and a woman was giving birth. I goddamned hate busses.

 

[anomaly]

At a bar but I was wearing a hat so noone knew....

 

[Ike Stain]

At a bar

Oh man. I fell asleep at a bar once. I woke up in the alley with my anus bleeding.