Where Is DB Cooper?

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I do
 
DB Cooper was Bobby Fisher. Fisher needed the money to buy a set of chess pieces carved from narwhal penises that had been offered him by an Uzbek arms dealer. That's the only reason he later became world champion.

When Spassky was 2-0 up against Bobby, Fisher insisted on playing with the narwhal pieces. Spassky agreed, not knowing what he was supposed to play with. As soon as the Soviet champ opened match #3, Fisher whispered across the table: "You just stroked a fish dick, fag!" Spassky was so shocked when he learned about his pawns' true nature, that he completely fell apart, eventually losing his title to the American.

Bobby took the secret to his deluded grave.But I was able to reconstruct the story 40 years later from cryptic messages on Miley Cyrus's Twitter page.
 
GregCentauro said:
DB Cooper was Bobby Fisher. Fisher needed the money to buy a set of chess pieces carved from narwhal penises that had been offered him by an Uzbek arms dealer. That's the only reason he later became world champion.

When Spassky was 2-0 up against Bobby, Fisher insisted on playing with the narwhal pieces. Spassky agreed, not knowing what he was supposed to play with. As soon as the Soviet champ opened match #3, Fisher whispered across the table: "You just stroked a fish dick, fag!" Spassky was so shocked when he learned about his pawns' true nature, that he completely fell apart, eventually losing his title to the American.

Bobby took the secret to his deluded grave.But I was able to reconstruct the story 40 years later from cryptic messages on Miley Cyrus's Twitter page.
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:facepalm: Please close this thread...:facepalm:
 
Last time I saw him he was ordering a Double Whopper® from Burgerking™. We're supposed to meet for drinks on Friday, I'll tell him you were asking about him.
 
I believe he died. And his body was swept out to sea. I watched a show about him couple months back. They found money along a river way from the heist. As some evidence there. Regardless, I like to think he may have made it. Yet I still have my doubts.
 
Didn't you see Without a Paddle? Burt Reynolds stuffed him in his backpack and took him hiking.
 
Legzman said:
I believe he died. And his body was swept out to sea. I watched a show about him couple months back. They found money along a river way from the heist. As some evidence there. Regardless, I like to think he may have made it. Yet I still have my doubts.
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Thank you for an informed and educational answer to my question Mr. Legz!:glugglug:
 
I think he's alive and well and living it up in Costa Rica, or at least that's what the gringo douche-bag was telling all of the whores there from what I'm told. :dunno:
 
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