Let's see, I only have a few dvd's and a couple classic VHS tapes that I just can't bear to get rid of. I keep all of these in the safe. My wife likes porn too, so I don't need to hide it from her, but I don't need friends and family coming over sorting through my collection, so I keep it away. I keep some vids on the Mac, and I have some stuff on disk, but that's about it.
Trying to hide them from my parents when I was a teenager was a bitch. I made false bottom drawers, secret compartments in my closet, hand print identification scan to get into my room. I pulled out all the stops to protect my porn back then. Good times.
...I haven't purchased any porn in a while now. Remember when regular porn magazines (hustler, high society etc.) didn't have penetration shots? What year did they decide to start showing the real deal? Anyone remember?