When you accidently leave porn where your gf/wife can find it...

[Will E Worm]

I don't have an other half.

This. *loads gun*

Mail-order-brides. Now where's your excuse? Now it is just a matter of what nationality of female you might want.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I don't have an other half.

Dis.


How about you and me, G? :shy:

 

[Ari Dee]

I watch porn far, far more than my other half.

But they know they wouldn't have to hide it.
Although I once walked in on them masturbating and I guess they reverted back to their days of youth, because they immediately panicked and tried to hide it. Which I actually found rather adorable & wouldn't let them live down. They sprung up SO damn fast & pretended to be doing something else

 

[RichardNailder]

Give me a week and I'll have her watching, or making, porn with me.

I don't get guys that hide their porn. If you like porn, WTF are you doing with a prude, up-tight cunt to start with?

 

[Straight Shooter]

This. *loads gun*

Might as well. I mean you're 35 years old with no gf. What are you waiting for?

 

[Ari Dee]

If you like porn, WTF are you doing with a prude, up-tight cunt to start with?

hahaha exactly!!

 

[Deepcover]

I'd feel terrified at first but if she understands well then cool. She'd probably tell her gf's..."Like omg I had no idea he was into that sorta stuff. I knew he was a freak"

 

[D-rock]

One of these days I'm gonna find you and kick you in the balls.

What happens if he doesn't have any. The joke would be on you then.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

its happened twice... i had a stash from before i met my then gf. i forgot i even had it, but one day came home, and it was rather elaborately set up on the floor when i came in... it got ugly.

the second time, i left a racy pic of another exs friend out somewhere on accident. i probably wouldnt have resorted to such if she responded to any of my advances more than 3 times in 8 months... meh...

 

[Nester6]

I would be more concerned if my other half didn't look at porn. That's not natural. My guy can whack his dick to any porn he wants to.

Fuck her! If she doesn't like who the fuck I am, than who fuckin cares!

 

[Nester6]

I watch porn far, far more than my other half.

But they know they wouldn't have to hide it.
Although I once walked in on them masturbating and I guess they reverted back to their days of youth, because they immediately panicked and tried to hide it. Which I actually found rather adorable & wouldn't let them live down. They sprung up SO damn fast & pretended to be doing something else

If she'd walk in on me I'd say, "Get over here so I could fuckin cum on your face!"

 

[mikexmoran]

We sometimes leave stuff on the computer just to see who can shock who

 

[Madvillainy]

I ran into a rough situation with an ex because the porn I jack off to most (female bodybuilders) doesn't resemble her at all, and I always kept it a secret. Now I just try to be more open in any relationship I'm in.

 

[cindy CD/TV]

Flip the question! What does your GF say when you find HER porn/toys?

On Saturday, I asked Willow about a new dildo I found under the bed. The toy hadn't even been taken out of the box yet. She smiled and called my attention to the fact that it was, in fact, a double-dong. "Co-op mode!" she announced with a playful grin.

God, I love her ...

 

[tartanterrier]

Anybody who lets their other half find their secret stash is a fucking amateur.

Just sayin

 

[CobraCom]

I figure being open about your habits is best regardless. Unless of course it's like, zoo stuff, in which case CHANGING your habits might be more appropriate. Of course, I've known a few people who didn't discuss it with their other at the time mainly because they weren't in a sexual relationship (both of them wanting to wait at least until engagement) so they didn't consider it relevant, which I think is fair.

I own a fleshlight and if any potential gf took up issue I'd say, "I have no problem if a girl I'm with wanted to own a vibrator, it's no different".

The tough spot is when a significant other is disgusted by porn and/or considers it cheating.

 

[Ari Dee]

If she'd walk in on me I'd say, "Get over here so I could fuckin cum on your face!"

Are you referring to me?
Because I'm not your girlfriend nor your cum dumpster

 

[Harley Spencer]

That's the most disrespectful thing ever!! My ex used to do that shit all the time.. He even used to jack off I'm bed next to me while I was sleeping! Yeah buddy like that's not going to wake me up.. Idiot.
I obviously have no problem with porn but if I'm in the same room with you either wake me the fuck up or go in a different room! Ugh.



Sounds like you've got something to hide eh?

He used to do that shit too. He would do it like every other night. When I was trying to fall asleep, I'd feel the blankets moving from his rhythm and I would not be able to sleep. It was so fucking disrespectful, and when I would tell him to knock it the fuck off, he'd yell at me and make me feel bad about it, make me feel guilty, make me feel like it was my fault that he was jacking off and that there was nothing wrong with him doing it right there next to me. When he wouldn't stop, I would go sleep on the couch. That happened way too often.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Oh this is the most awesome excuse I have ever heard.:1orglaugh At least he was original. You gotta give him that. I am gonna try that one out just for shits and giggles and see what kinda looks my old lady gives me when I tell her that shit with a straight face.

He really did have erectile dysfunction. He'd get soft halfway through sex pretty often.

But what he did wasn't awesome. It was absolutely awful. In addition to him being an asshole when it came to porn, he was an asshole when it came to sex, period. He was the only guy that was ever able to give me an orgasm, but he hated doing it, so it rarely happened. He'd also try guilt tripping me into doing anal, when he knew I'd been raped anally before.

Not a cool guy.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Meh. don't look at porn if the person you're porking isn't okay with it.

Or, decide that porn is more important than the person you're porking.

Or, look at porn with the person you're porking.

Figure out what works. Don't hide it.

True dat.

If a guy I was with was hiding ANYTHING...even porn...he'd be long gone. If your significant other isn't ok with it, thats totally valid and understandable, so you gotta decide if you'd rather be in a relationship or rather stick with the relationship with your hand. Hiding it is weak, and is a greater offense than the porn itself.