When Was The Last Time You Went To A Strip Club?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

For me it was sometime last century, probably around 1997. Strip clubs to me became a waste of money, time, and effort. I have no problem with whores and I found my money went a lot further with massage parlors and a few cheapo escorts that I put on a BPHDHs List.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

My bachelor party, about 17 years ago. I was supposed to go last week with a buddy, and our friend. She just broke up with her girlfriend of about 15 years, and it seemed like the thing to do for a friend, but I was the only one with cash, and the other 2 didn't want to spend what little they had, on $5 beers. Maybe next time.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

about 17 years ago.

I was thinking I would be alone on this one. About 17 years for both of us.

 

[ChuckFaze]

I believe it was 2004. Fuck! Damn! That's way too long. :crying:

I distinctly remember that on that occasion I made up an excuse to go. This female online friend had been asking me about Strip Clubs and I told her something along the lines of, "MAN! It's been so long ago since I've been to one that in order for me to be able to do you the favor of answering your questions correctly, I'm now gonna HAVE to go to one so that I can refresh my memory and get my facts straight." :rofl: So I went and then I gave her a super detailed, play by play, grind by grind, thrust by thrust account of my night. :rofl2: It fascinated her.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

A guy that works the dock at one of my stops has a platonic friend that's a dancer, and he swears he has actually seen her drive a stick shift, in a pair of those outrageous high heeled platform shoes, and that she does it regularly. Now that is impressive, if you ask me.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

It was 2007. I had a girlfriend at the time but had gone out for after work drinks with one mate, single, who was borderline addicted to the places, and his then-housemate (who weirdly enough is now a good mate of mine and took my room at a flat I moved out of, years later) also single who frequently tagged along. I didn't want to go but the ringleader paid my entry, paid for my first drink, and put two dance tokens in my hand. I gave him them back saying I wouldn't need them. So soon I'm sat down watching the ringleader surrounded by about four girls keen to get his money while he was trying to talk them into visiting him at work and showing them his business card ; the other lad told me he was forever getting tricked into staying until closing by girls saying there would be an afterparty at theirs, but he never quite managed to be able to follow anyone back. Funny. Out of the corner of my eye my other mate was getting a dance in a not-really-private booth, when a hot brunette came and started talking to me. I told her politely that I had a girlfriend and wouldn't be having any dances and that I didn't really want to be there (which was true, at the time) and she said "that's OK, we can just talk" having probably heard it all before from guys with "girlfriends." So after a decent chat, I decided, screw it, I'd have a dance off her. Not because I was desperate to see her naked, but because she'd put the effort in so I'd rather her get paid for it than any of the ones swanning around the ringleader. Plus, I'd get to see her naked. I went over and asked him for one of the tokens back and with a big grin he put it in my hand. I had my dance off her and it was interesting to see a girl naked with differences to my girlfriends naked body, namely a landing strip (my mrs was completely shaved) and tattoos, including one near her gash. She was hot, but I can't say I'd pay for the experience again. She thanked me and went back to the bar. I had a few more drinks, made my excuses, left, got the bus home, woke up my mrs and she let me drunkenly fumble with her.

Now a singleton, I wouldnt bother with strip clubs. Weighing up the total costs involved, might as well just get a whore.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Weighing up the total costs involved, might as well just get a whore.

As for me too. I know strips clubs are intended to be a hustle but I really don't like giving money to a lady who's a stranger to me unless I'm getting my dick wet. I remember the days of walking into The Wild Goose with a skull full'a cocaine getting separated by way too much of my money.

 

[sean miguel]

Just once when I was 19 or 20.

Posted here for posterity.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Just once when I was 19 or 20.

Posted here for posterity.

Not sure if you got a lap dance but it seems there was an attempted strong-armed robbery by reading your testimony in the link thing-a-ma-jig.

 

[Deepcover]

Prolly around 2012. Danced with a nerdy stripper. She didn't have any skills and she was restrictive...Only good on her were her rack enhancements...Haven't been back since...Now regularly see SP's even though it's illegal to go see them...Those two old prostitutes should've kept their mouths shut instead of trying to fight the government

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Prolly around 2012. Danced with a nerdy stripper. She didn't have any skills and she was restrictive...Only good on her were her rack enhancements...Haven't been back since...Now regularly see SP's even though it's illegal to go see them...Those two old prostitutes should've kept their mouths shut instead of trying to fight the government

Compared to the rest of us you still got stripper pussy juice running down your leg. Glad you got tired of the hustle too and found greener pastures with street prostitutes. My GFEs are Granny Fondling Embarrassments. If you spied on us you might wonder if I was the one getting the "roses".

What's the story of the two old prostitutes? Sounds titillatingly shameless as much as it does alluringly repulsive. I only pray it's more disgusting than eating out Aretha Franklin while she's sitting on the toilet.

 

[Deepcover]

Compared to the rest of us you still got stripper pussy juice running down your leg. Glad you got tired of the hustle too and found greener pastures with street prostitutes. My GFEs are Granny Fondling Embarrassments. If you spied on us you might wonder if I was the one getting the "roses".

What's the story of the two old prostitutes? Sounds titillatingly shameless as much as it does alluringly repulsive. I only pray it's more disgusting than eating out Aretha Franklin while she's sitting on the toilet.

It's kinda complicated so hope this makes sense...

Two old prostitutes (can't remember their names) who also owned a brothel went to Ottawa to challenge the government in order to make a new bill on prostitution and brothels in Canada...So the government knocked down the old pros bill and a year later (which was last year) made a new bill that both the house and senate would vote on. The new bill would make street prostitution illegal (which it was anyways) but the new bill also target john's and escorts working in hotels with pimps or independently. Can't remember if the bill targets strip clubs or massage parlours but in any case...So both the conservatives (voted for the bill) and liberal parties (voted against the bill) voted. Sadly the bill got passed in to law last December. So this means now anyone who txt an escort and asks for rates and services is now considered illegal. Going to see an escort @ a hotel is illegal, Calling an escort is now illegal. This is in hopes that the government will drive out the sex workers, pimps, john's, and im also guessing the violence out of the sex industry in Canada. So as of today if I want to see an escort can only txt and ask for her location and if she is available. If caught by LE all they need is a txt message of mine to see if there was any interaction that involves rates, services and sexual dialgue etc...whereas before it was perfectly legal. Although im sure the police would need a warrant to see one's phone txt messages...

 

[ChefChiTown]

I've never been to a strip club for my own jollies, but I went when one of my best friends got married (bachelor party) a few years back. It was honestly one of the most uncomfortable experiences I've ever...well...experienced. I just stood off to the bar at the side and drank by myself the whole night. Oh, well, that's not true - I also had to physically carry the groom-to-be in and out of the bathroom as he decided it would be a cool idea to throw up every 10 minutes.

Anyway, I know this sounds weird considering I'm a member of a PORN forum, but I've always felt strip clubs to be disgusting. I know that every person is different and I don't look down on anyone who is a stripper, nor do I condemn them for it, but I (as a hypothetical customer - customer? - is that the right word?) just can't do it. I just can't do it. I can't sit there and watch some strange woman dance and get naked in front of me for no other reason than to give me a boner. It's so WEIRD to me. I mean, if my awesome girlfriend wanted to give me a strip tease? Fuck yeah. But, a stranger? No way, dude. Fuckin' weird. Fuckin' weird as shit.

 

[Deepcover]

Compared to the rest of us you still got stripper pussy juice running down your leg. Glad you got tired of the hustle too and found greener pastures with street prostitutes. My GFEs are Granny Fondling Embarrassments. If you spied on us You Might wonder if I was the one getting the "roses".

Well what else can I say? I'm a late bloomer and yes i'll admit got pussy juice running down my leg to a tee...I'm also a shy yet very horny motherfucker:anonymous
I don't pick up street prostitutes...prefer service providers and visiting them @ a hotel

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

It's kinda complicated so hope this makes sense...

Two old prostitutes (can't remember their names) who also owned a brothel went to Ottawa to challenge the government in order to make a new bill on prostitution and brothels in Canada...So the government knocked down the old pros bill and a year later (which was last year) made a new bill that both the house and senate would vote on. The new bill would make street prostitution illegal (which it was anyways) but the new bill also target john's and escorts working in hotels with pimps or independently. Can't remember if the bill targets strip clubs or massage parlours but in any case...So both the conservatives (voted for the bill) and liberal parties (voted against the bill) voted. Sadly the bill got passed in to law last December. So this means now anyone who txt an escort and asks for rates and services is now considered illegal. Going to see an escort @ a hotel is illegal, Calling an escort is now illegal. This is in hopes that the government will drive out the sex workers, pimps, john's, and im also guessing the violence out of the sex industry in Canada. So as of today if I want to see an escort can only txt and ask for her location and if she is available. If caught by LE all they need is a txt message of mine to see if there was any interaction that involves rates, services and sexual dialgue etc...whereas before it was perfectly legal. Although im sure the police would need a warrant to see one's phone txt messages...

Thanks for that. That law sucks though. Those broken window laws like to make the panes of glass thinner and thinner. Next you'll get interrogated about having a public hard-on as the authorities assumed you thought about calling a prostitute.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Well what else can I say? I'm a late bloomer and yes i'll admit got pussy juice running down my leg to a tee...I'm also a shy yet very horny motherfucker:anonymous
I don't pick up street prostitutes...prefer service providers and visiting them @ a hotel

I don't pick up roadkill for hire either but it is fun to laugh and point at hookers desperately trying to flag cars down in traffic. Go to Lincoln Bl in Santa Monica, stick a fishing line with a piece of crack on it and hang it outside the passenger window, and a herd of toothless homeless hookers will chase you in any direction you drive.

 

[Deepcover]

Thanks for that. That law sucks though. Those broken window laws like to make the panes of glass thinner and thinner. Next you'll get interrogated about having a public hard-on as the authorities assumed you thought about calling a prostitute.

Welcome to Canada:tongue:

It's also much difficult to file a report if one got robbed by an SP or harassed by a handler. Actually it's next to impossible so the pimps is now laughing cause they can take advantage of clients who are green.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Welcome to Canada

Prostitution is illegal here but I've never had to worry about the cops micro-managing my text messages. Maybe there's too many whores combined with fellas having a pocket full'a hooker money to keep track of in Los Angeles. Gotta chase after all those murderers we also have once in awhile too. Thank God for violent crime as there's no budget left for Vice.

 

[Deepcover]

Prostitution is illegal here but I've never had to worry about the cops micro-managing my text messages. Maybe there's too many whores combined with fellas having a pocket full'a hooker money to keep track of in Los Angeles. Gotta chase after all those murderers we also have once in awhile too. Thank God for violent crime as there's no budget left for Vice.

That's why wish the laws were like in Central America. Cause after work i'd be definitely going to the bars where the workers hang out and find me a nice one to spend the night with and give her some pocket change...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

That's why wish the laws were like in Central America. Cause after work i'd be definitely going to the bars where the workers hang out and find me a nice one to spend the night with and give her some pocket change...

I get your point but I wouldn't leave the safeties and niceties of Canada or USA for Honduras. I've hidden in the shadows from the authorities too and found it being half the fun prowling around for cooze like a serial killer. I try to make the best of the situation as it is what it is.