What's your story?

[Mason Popoff]

Charlie Sheen, is this you?

Hey, Charlie Sheen was tappin' porn star pussy, so if you ask me, he was doin' somethin' right.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Isn't that a double negative?

So what you're saying is Happy knows everything?

Not exactly. Just that he doesn't know nothing, ergo he knows at least something.

And the thing that Charlie Sheen was doing right was that he was a massively famous actor with millions of dollars to his name. :troll2:

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Not exactly. Just that he doesn't know nothing, ergo he knows at least something.

Oh no, no, no. I do know everything. I am in fact omniscient. Watch...

Last week Roald bought one of those 55 gallon drums of lube, and sadly it's already almost gone due to the sheer amount of time he's been spending in the "curious" section.

See? I told you so!

 

[Mason Popoff]

Not exactly. Just that he doesn't know nothing, ergo he knows at least something.

And the thing that Charlie Sheen was doing right was that he was a massively famous actor with millions of dollars to his name. :troll2:

As far as what you said about Charlie Sheen, that's a very good point. That's probably the first intelligent thing you've said.

He doesn't know nothin', as in he doesn't know anything.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

He doesn't know nothin', as in he doesn't know anything.

NO.

He knows nothing ~OR~ he doesn't know anything.

I'll continue to measure my own intelligence by the benchmark you set for me, thanks.

 

[Mason Popoff]

NO.

He knows nothing ~OR~ he doesn't know anything.

I'll continue to measure my own intelligence by the benchmark you set for me, thanks.

Listen, your knowledge of grammar does not make you important. I know the right way to say it smarty pants. But I think my way sounds cool. It's my shtick. Once again, this is weak. People always go for this stuff cause they can't think of anything.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I know the right way to say it smarty pants.

Oh yeah. More of that please.

 

[Mason Popoff]

Oh yeah. More of that please.

You don't know.

 

[Mason Popoff]

@MrSStiffy, You have some involvement with the porn business, right? Care to share with the rest of the class? What do you do? And how did this come about?

 

[RASQ]

I jerk off to porn. Thats all you need to know.

 

[RASQ]

And at the end, you said "Oooooh, what a lovely tea party." That was a great day.

 

[Shifty]

assari, can you post something please? Anything will do.

 

[Mason Popoff]

assari, can you post something please? Anything will do.

Yeah, but no bullshit. I want the truth.

 

[BCT]

It didn't have the spirit of the first one but I enjoyed it.

 

[Mason Popoff]

It didn't have the spirit of the first one but I enjoyed it.

Yeah, that's exactly where I got that from! Awesome. Belladonna produces good porn.

 

[Mason Popoff]

It didn't have the spirit of the first one but I enjoyed it.

Alright. So, how did ya get into porn?

 

[Mason Popoff]

And just so ya know people, I'm not looking for advice on how to get into porn. I just wanna know how YOU got into porn.

 

[BCT]

Alright. So, how did ya get into porn?

By having a huuuuuge brain.

 

[Mason Popoff]

By having a huuuuuge brain.

Why would you say that? Are you being serious? You mean a big cock.

I really do wanna be a porn star. And I would love to meet you guys in person. I feel humbled. Jack Lawrence, Rob Rotten, Spider Jonez, Brian Surewood, Dirty Harry, are you guys reading this?

 

[Mason Popoff]

Why can't anyone give me a straight answer to this question?