Football. Not that gay American shit where hurrendously overweight people proceed to play football via the use of hands and an oval shaped object - thus by definition not football. A game where each 'play' lasts 3 seconds so that a 5 minute ad break can be slipped for network/sponsorship purposes, but is in fact a smokescreen for said overweight player to get some rest after 3 seconds of physical movement.
Cricket. Quite possibly the most boring sport in the world, but i like it.