What's with pornstars having boys' names and everyone thinking that's "hot" for some reason?

[Boobsloverman]

Dylan. Taylor. Tyler. Max. Chris. Bobby. These are all fucking boys' names. And yet tons of pornstars have these for first names and we all eat it up for some reason and go OMG DYLAN TAYLOR SO HOT JERKOFF. Like wtf are you secretly gay or something? Wanting all these girls to have boys' names so that it's hotter for you? The fuck's going on with you?

Next thing you know there will be a bunch of pornstars names George and John and Fred and Harold and Ronald and Peter. Bullshit. Quit giving pornstars boys' names as if that somehow makes them hotter. Only reason you'd think that is if you don't completely like girls and you swing a bit the other way.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Thread of the week.

 

[John_8581]

@Boobsloverman - How about Charlie or Charley? That's always a good one.There are about eight pornstars with that or with similar first names. Anyway ...

SMH. Unbelievable. That's the girl picking her stage name. Nothing to do with her parents choosing that on her birth certificate.

In the meantime, enjoy some pictures ...

Georgie Lyall ❤️ ❤️

Then too, you may have a model having a different name for each and almost every website you visit. Some sites, restrict her from using her name. Depends on the contract being signed

If you need to "blame" someone - then direct it at the girl or her agent picking her stage name. Not us.

 

[Bluejaye]

Nice rant.
Personally who gives a shit about a porn stars name? We don't log into this board, join websites or dig into the dodgier sides of the internet because of a name. We do all of these things because they a good look, whether clothed, half clothed or naked.

They could all be assigned a number and people would still say "OMG, number 69 is so hot Jerkoff".

And let's not forget, a lot of porn stars can have half a dozen different names for different websites, sometimes two on the same site. With only the most popular name being considered a boy's name.

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

Leaving this thread open for @Boobsloverman to get the mocking he so richly deserves. Interesting way to out yourself as a homophobe though.

 

[John_8581]

Tommie Jo ❤️ ❤️

 

[VillellaMcMeans]

Dylan. Taylor. Tyler. Max. Chris. Bobby. These are all fucking boys' names. And yet tons of pornstars have these for first names and we all eat it up for some reason and go OMG DYLAN TAYLOR SO HOT JERKOFF. Like wtf are you secretly gay or something? Wanting all these girls to have boys' names so that it's hotter for you? The fuck's going on with you?

Next thing you know there will be a bunch of pornstars names George and John and Fred and Harold and Ronald and Peter. Bullshit. Quit giving pornstars boys' names as if that somehow makes them hotter. Only reason you'd think that is if you don't completely like girls and you swing a bit the other way.

Yeah I'm not a fan of the guy names either...but they must be running out of girl names too...

 

[tvstrip]

Dylan. Taylor. Tyler. Max. Chris. Bobby. These are all fucking boys' names. And yet tons of pornstars have these for first names and we all eat it up for some reason

They're also all names commonly used for girls outside of porn. So why is it an issue if female pornstars use them?

Feel free to re-visit the thread once you start seeing female porn stars named Ronald, Harold etc...

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

NONactionable

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I miss women with names like Trixie or Candy. I worked with a gal named Frosty before. That was her actual waitress name and not the one she uses when charging fellas by the hour. Lemon Drop is a nice name for a lady too.

 

[John_8581]

Charley Chase ❤️ ❤️

 

[tvstrip]

Rocky Emerson

 

[John_8581]

For @Eric Lindros # 88

Bobbi Eden ❤️ ❤️

 

[Bluejaye]

And another "Danni Ashe". Not quite "Danny", but close enough

 

[Xombie3000]

Taylor Vixen

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I'm a progressive type so i don't give a shit what a woman's name is

 

[Eric Lindros]

For @Eric Lindros # 88

Bobbi Eden ❤️ ❤️

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Thanks

 

[gmase]

Jeff Milton

 

[VillellaMcMeans]

Damn that's a bad name for a girl but she's hot as fuck...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

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Jeff Milton sounds like a 3rd Baseman in the Major Leagues. I’m not calling a gal Jeff Milton in bed. I’ll just change her name to Tits McGee or something better.