Whats the worst thing you've ever smelled?

[Marlo Manson]

Whats the worst fuckin smell you've ever had the displeasure of smelling / experiencing?

My 1st CAR was A red Flintstones style SHIT-SLED, which = A 1970 Red Chevy Nova with the floorboards rusted out and all you could see was the ground in the backseat. shock: dats right, if you lifted the floor mats, and you put your feet through the hole you got smokin rubber from your shoes, and allot my dumbass DRUNK and or HIGH Friends did exactly that. :eek:

Now you all can see where I got the idea for this thread. if you don't follow, the above mentioned car was the driving force. for the following to take place.

Try running over a dead skunk and have that sweet smelling aroma engulf the whole interior of your car like a stankin ass fart! :uohs::eyeso: I BULLSHIT you not. its a true fuckin story. :yesyes: and OMFG, I am being brutally honest, that shit stanked like the foulest most fuckin Wretchedest smell you could ever imagine smelling. :throwup:

p.s. Just to cover my A$$, I did do a search for "worst thing ever smelled" and I got NO results back. So if somebody already touched on this or its already been threaded, I did check for it, and MY BAD that I couldn't find it. thats why I started this 1. :hatsoff:

 

[Galactic]

I worked at a deli for a while in a local supermarket, and we had to dump the grease from the fryers into this special waste container out behind the store......never before, and hopefully never again, have I ever smelled something so foul, so rancid, so fucking awful as that container. Especially in the summer when the temp would soar to over 100 degrees.

:throwup:

 

[Wainkerr99]

A fish. It must have been salmon, as that is what is most available here. (I'm used to there being a larger variety of fish in another country).

I opened up the plastic to cook the meat. I think it was the most unutterably awful stench I have ever had the misfortune of having to allow into my nose. The fish was old. Never, ever, have I ever encountered a stench so foul.

Even the neighbour came knocking.

Thankfully open windows and a lot of cleaning got rid of the reek.

Yikes. Never again I hope.

 

[Ol-Skool-Perv]

For me, the ghastly moment came when I was working a summer job cleaning the local schools for great money(can you say nepotism?).

For some reason, they had cut the power for a week to do some electrical refurbishment maybe, but of course no one thought of the outcome to be found in the home ec. kitchen.

We were told the "food is rotting" in the big fridge/freezer and we had to empty it and scrub er down.

About three of us rushed to the fridge without thinking and upon opening the door I almost spewed out my lunch. One guy ran to the window and did the business of emptying his stomach.

There were 27 frozen packages of chicken legs, but now after no freezing and 25 degree heat celsius, they were simply revolting

Ugh!

 

[Bone]

giraffe fart - seriously, you have to run away :eek:

 

[tartanterrier]

A dead body.Me and my friends found one behind a whisky bond (it was an
overdosed junkie) in Glasgow and the smell of rotten flesh is the worst you
can ever smell.

Although fishy fannies can come close

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Detroit!

 

[D-rock]

A mouse gave birth to a bunch of mice in my bedroom once and either promptly left them or something happened to her. Needless to say they died and started decomposing. It took me days after I first smelled it to figure out what it was and locate it. It didn’t make sleeping to easy.

 

[biomech]

Newark, no offense to anyone from Jersey.

 

[Violator79]

A buddy of mine, before he died, had a colostomy bag, i.e. a shit bag since he was born disfigured. He had no intestines and what was in that bag was pure, ufiltered shit. I had to change that once and that almost made me puke. That is the worst thing I've ever smelled.

 

[Facetious]

A dead body.Me and my friends found one behind a whisky bond (it was an
overdosed junkie) in Glasgow and the smell of rotten flesh is the worst you
can ever smell.

" That Smell "
Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
Oak tree youre in my way
Theres too much coke and too much smoke
Look whats going on inside you
Ooooh that smell
Cant you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Angel of darkness is upon you
Stuck a needle in your arm
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
One more drink fool, will drown you
Ooooh that smell
Cant you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Now they call you prince charming
Cant speak a word when youre full of ludes
Say youll be all right come tomorrow
But tomorrow might not be here for you
Ooooh that smell
Cant you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Hey, youre a fool you
Stick them needles in your arm
I know I been there before

One little problem that confronts you
Got a monkey on your back
Just one more fix, lord might do the trick
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks
Ooooh that smell
Cant you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
Ooooh that smell
Cant you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

burnt flesh & hair ukey: . . final answer . . and we'll leave it right there.

 

[meesterperfect]

Newark, no offense to anyone from Jersey.

yeah north jersey does have a foul odor, in some parts.
very industrial.

for me was a walk in cooler filled with food, including fish, left without power for 3 days in july.
the place burned down, the cooler was intact.
we couldnt enter for 3 days.

we had to put tissues in our noses and cover our faces with aprons to clean it out in front of the insurance guy.
if i recall, the owner kept saying everything was veal that day.

those were the days.

 

[Sicario]

Something dead and foul in the alley when I lived on the West side when I was 10 years old. It probably was a decomposed body of some sort. I never smelled something that foul in my life.

 

[Torre82]

Death is pretty awful to smell. Gotta love salts and whoever comes to work every day to open dead guys. Bless their nostrils.

 

[Ray Ecks]

Cat piss is a pretty awful odor.

 

[om3ga]

Shit. While visiting a hospital.

Less said of that experience the better, so let's just move on...

 

[BlueBalls]

Death.

 

[Riffy]

Fennel.

Accidentally bought a tin of tomatoes once with fennel in them (the words "with fennel" were so tiny I missed them) and when I opened the can a few days later expecting to make a lovely dinner I nearly spewked.

Yukkk!!

 

[thebear247]

last summer we had these really wicked storms and rains flooded our area we have this storm drain not far from our house when the flood waters went down there was a dead momma racoon and her two babies hooked to her she got her leg caught and drowned man did that stink more then anything i ever smelt before

 

[jamrak]

Teen Spirit!