Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I'm going with Diet Mountain Dew. I like regular, sugary Mountain Dew and thought I would give the Diet version a taste. I got it real cold in the icebox then pulled a can out of the 12 pack. Not good. Not good at all. My wife came in the kitchen and I said, "This is the worst thing ever! You gotta try it!" She took a sip, made a face, and agreed that it was horrible. When her ****** came to visit I snuck the other 11 cans in her bags so she could take them away and we could get those ***-gum things out of the house.
