What's the strangest thing you or a partner has said after sex?

[Ozmanks]

I had a one night stand with some girl I didn't know, and she told me "I hope you used a condom, because I haven't been taking the pill recently." The one random night I decided to use one and it saved my butt from having to pay for a morning after pill, abortion, or child support.

 

[Jeep!]

Drunk on gin, one night stand, she wanted to try anal and I thought "why not?". So I flipped her over and pulled her up into the doggy position, and loudly declared "Where we're going, we don't need roads!"

The next morning, she did not make the breakfast she promised.

 

[BlueBalls]

I need to shit.


I'm sure you can tell, I go for the classy gals

 

[Neutron66]

A chick once said to me after sex...

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

Oh wait...that was Fight Club.

 

[riveroflife311]

Drunk on gin, one night stand, she wanted to try anal and I thought "why not?". So I flipped her over and pulled her up into the doggy position, and loudly declared "Where we're going, we don't need roads!"

The next morning, she did not make the breakfast she promised.

i want to shake your hand!

 

[Jack Davenport]

That would suck if you turned out to be my dad wouldn't it?

 

[Johan]

After I have been fucked her fo the first time of the night, she said she wanna goes on and I said "Same player shooot again !"

 

[himperv203]

I dont need any cuddling good night.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I need to shit.


I'm sure you can tell, I go for the classy gals

Hey! That's what I told you the last time I saw you!

 

[thebear247]

i have been told are you ready yet . hey what can i say that was my 1st time i last for the full 8 seconds tho

 

[Skyraider22]

That was one hell of a goodnight Kiss

 

[Doc420]

This kinda relates but as embarrasing as this is, I picked up a girl that told me I looked like Micheal Phelps. Anyways during sex she called me Micheal. Kinda ended after that....

 

[rickwinkle]

That's it?

 

[BlueBalls]

Hey! That's what I told you the last time I saw you!

And you were the classiest of them all baby.

 

[Ainttalkinlove]

I used to be a guy (a joke. I hope)


And last night my girl came over and she had just finished her period so we were going at it for a while, then she said "hold on...I think we need to discuss something..." ... She wasnt finished with her period.ukey:

 

[Jeep!]

I used to be a guy (a joke. I hope)


And last night my girl came over and she had just finished her period so we were going at it for a while, then she said "hold on...I think we need to discuss something..." ... She wasnt finished with her period.ukey:

Could be worse, I went down on a chick on the first night of living at uni. Having polished off a bottle of brandy, most of my senses had stopped working at this point. When I came back up to kiss her, she said "Don't come near me, I'm on my rag and I don't wanna taste it." Best (worst) part was, I had to shave my whole beard off the next morning to get rid of the smell.

 

[Jagger69]

Could be worse, I went down on a chick on the first night of living at uni. Having polished off a bottle of brandy, most of my senses had stopped working at this point. When I came back up to kiss her, she said "Don't come near me, I'm on my rag and I don't wanna taste it." Best (worst) part was, I had to shave my whole beard off the next morning to get rid of the smell.

And you're worried about the dangers of jet exhaust? :1orglaugh

 

[Jeep!]

Yes. I don't want any kids of mine dying young before they have the chance to make the mistakes I made. Damn it, they're gonna embarrass themselves and they're gonna live with it.

 

[ajitpd]

"Where we're going, we don't need roads!"

Can I use this line in my signature? I mean seriously.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I think all pillow talk is awkward. No one ever says anything worthwhile. It's especially weird if the girl thanks you afterward. What do you say to that?

One night, my old college girlfriend and I tried anal for the first time. She had declined to even try it for two years. But one night, after a lot of alcohol, she agreed. I don't remember much. It wasn't gross or messy, but it was painful for her. Afterward, she told me, "We're never fucking doing that again." I didn't bother pressing the issue.