What's The Most Ridiculous Thing A Porno Lady Could Sell That Some Horny Degenerate Would Buy?

I bet someone would buy a porno lady's jarred dingleberries or a napkin full'a snot if he was fond enough of her.

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Some piece of shit she found on her plug after she took it off her ass
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
In the epic toenail thread, someone wrote that they sometimes sell their toenails to their fans. I'm just going to let that hang there.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/maggie-green said:
Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 8627040, member: 346743"]I once sold someone a used coffee mug. Just a normal one from my cupboard.

I still need the teaspoon you used to mix your sugar. Then my plans will be complete... :suspicious:
 

Patrick_S

persona non grata
This reminds me, i need an aborted foetus for a performance art piece. I also need 13 mexican midgets and 57 cans of shoe polish. I don´t really have any money to pay for this, but i have been known to do a pretty awesome sock puppet rendition of Macbeth while riding a sybian, so maybe we can work something out there.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
I find the whole business of selling worn panties and so on ridiculous and gross
 
I find the whole business of selling worn panties and so on ridiculous and gross

I have a pair of Jasmine James' panties from a shoot, but I didn't pay for them. I consider it more "cool" than "hot." Like a piece of porn memorabilia to go with my autographs.

I pay for content, not sure I'd pay for anything else. Well.... their company, sure.
 

Maggie Green

Official Checked Star Member
Do any of you ladies think you could sell a napkin full of snot?

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Absolutely. I haven't done it but in my clips for sale store, one of my highest selling clips was nose blowing. I am not kidding.
 

Maggie Green

Official Checked Star Member
Oh and the best story I have is something Erica Campbell did back in the day. Remember her, natural tits, soft core glam model? Well once during a live members webcam show, she farted in a jar. And auctioned it off, I think she said she sold it for $300. She was always doing crazy shit like that.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/maggie-green said:
Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 8627040, member: 346743"]I once sold someone a used coffee mug. Just a normal one from my cupboard.

[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/maggie-green said:
Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 8628976, member: 346743"]I also sold the sheets off my bed once.

I think you may be onto something. Imagine a porn model flea market. Set your table up with boxes of exclusive Maggie Green used shit. Hair brushes, old make up, an oil filter from your car. Other models set up their tables with their junk too. The possibilities are endless.
 
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