what's the most evil thing you've ever done?

I shot six kittens in the face on wednesday, thats pretty evil right? Who even knows anymore.




How do we define evil? Is it an action or a person or a thing that makes us angry? Or disgusts us? Or do we revert back to those biblical teachings we've all grown out of, or should have by now, that its the devil working his magic over us to do evil things, but that just deflects responsibility doesnt it?

Who knows I guess that's only for God to decide ... (ahhhhh, you see what I did there? No, never mind)
 
When I was 7 years old, there used to live these hillbillies behind our house across the alley from us and they had a mentally challenged daughter. She would always come over to our back gate and just bug the hell out of us, so I would throw stones at her to make her leave. . .



:anonymous
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
Voted for this guy in 1997....



(things can only get better? D'oh!)
 

Philbert

Banned
Evil? You wanna know what true evil is?

I voted for Al Gore.

:eyeso:
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Evil? I paid 45$ for a haircut last week. Stupid, stupid, stupid...

I could've bought enough food for 2 weeks. I could've rented all the games on my wish list long enough to beat them all a couple times for that much..

.. but she was fucking cute and I already had a guinness and a bar-shot of jameson in me. I walked into the salon thinking it'd be usual overpriced 20-something dollars great clips type shit. I saw the price, she was standing there.. I chose to save face instead of walking away with a healthier bank account status.

Honestly? They put this tea tree oil shit in your hair, massage it for like 10 minutes and shoot the shit way better than the shitty haircut places ever did. Trendy girls, trendy music.. none of those ghetto stylists with the radio turned to the country station, no sir.

But, eh.. it was sort of like buying a lap dance. It's fun until you check your checking balance the next day and slap yourself for it. You could EVEN round it up to 50 bucks. It's that close. 50 bucks! shit.
 
Evil? I paid 45$ for a haircut last week. Stupid, stupid, stupid...

I could've bought enough food for 2 weeks. I could've rented all the games on my wish list long enough to beat them all a couple times for that much..

.. but she was fucking cute and I already had a guinness and a bar-shot of jameson in me. I walked into the salon thinking it'd be usual overpriced 20-something dollars great clips type shit. I saw the price, she was standing there.. I chose to save face instead of walking away with a healthier bank account status.

Honestly? They put this tea tree oil shit in your hair, massage it for like 10 minutes and shoot the shit way better than the shitty haircut places ever did. Trendy girls, trendy music.. none of those ghetto stylists with the radio turned to the country station, no sir.

But, eh.. it was sort of like buying a lap dance. It's fun until you check your checking balance the next day and slap yourself for it. You could EVEN round it up to 50 bucks. It's that close. 50 bucks! shit.

your worse than hitler
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
your worse than hitler

Thank you. You have justified my guilt and I now feel much better... about feeling bad. ::bows in gratitude::

::then stabs myself repeatedly::
 
Meh, $45 for a haircut is ok. I paid close to $300 for a 25 minute lap dance. She's a Hawaiian and fucking cute and I got to suck her titties while she grinded her panty against my crotch area (it's a topless bar btw). For that kind of money I could have gotten myself a decent hooker in Vegas.
 
I threw a hornet hive on one of my best friends one time. He got stung to fucking shit. I got nothing. We haven't been friends since mind you, in fact he saw me the other day and tried to run me over with his truck. Funny memories :D
 
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
 
Hmm... tossup between fucking a married chick and putting Visine in a guy's coffee.

For the record, they both deserved it :)
 
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