What's The Best Way To Find Out If A Lady Has ****...

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

... Without her knowing how she answers that question is what decides if you try to find out if she's available? No offense to single ******* but I don't want to involve myself in that situation if I know from the start.

 

[himperv203]

you can usually make out by looking at her hips!!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Um... ask?

 

[luis1972]

ask her is the easy way

 

[knowone]

Look for cookie crumbs in the back seat of her car

 

[mokbel69]

something like "you have great hips, practically made for childbirth!" Now for the segway, "have you spat out any of those little annoying air leeches by the way?"

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I say look for the chicks coming out alone from abortion clinics. Chances are pretty good that if they are poor-choice they're also DTF.

 

[bigwarmload]

What's The Best Way To Find Out If A Lady Has ****.

Do you have any caving gear?

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If so, crawl up into her vagina and have a look around.

:dunno:

 

[Harley Spencer]

Do you have any caving gear?

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If so, crawl up into her vagina and have a look around.

:dunno:

Ahaha! I love this.

Seriously though, just ask her. Get into a conversation with her, and somewhere along the lines, ask her maybe, "So, do you have a boyfriend?" or some version of that, and after she answers that, drop in, "Any ****?" She would likely interpret that as you being interested in her romantically/intimately, rather than thinking that you're not into ****. By asking whether she has a boyfriend first, keeping **** second, it shows that you just want to know if she's attached or has a ****** already.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If I crawl into her vagina I've tipped my hat to the point she'll know I like her.

Kinda complicated. She works in a store as a manager. I try to squeeze in 10 minutes of conversation into a purchase of 3-4 items. I'm much better at the dinner table but I'm sure I come off manic and clumsy at her work.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Guys like you should stick with the hookers.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Guys like you should stick with the hookers.

Probably good advice. I might as well knock up one of my BPHDHs.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Guys like you should stick with the hookers.

You also reminded me to make a few phone calls. It's Valentine's Day for hookers too. Gotta be a gentleman to my favorite whores I see on the regular.

 

[bigwarmload]

If I crawl into her vagina I've tipped my hat to the point she'll know I like her.

Come on this isn't amateur hour here, saddle up fella, times a wasting. When your abseiling into her vagina take it slow and by all means don't let your descender rub against her clitoris, or you will be had for sure. Otherwise your golden, happy cavernous exploring keep us posted, oh and if you get a phone signal from down in there post your findings.

 

[bobjustbob]

Do her taxes.

 

[Philbert]

Look for cookie crumbs in the back seat of her car

Second only to "Do her taxes.", this is a surefire method of ascertaining the fact accurately.

 

[alexpnz]

Stretchmarks are a dead giveaway, my dude.

If the belly is blown out, she blew one out....:yesyes:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Stretchmarks are a dead giveaway, my dude.

I have lots of stretch marks on my back. :dunno:

When I was younger they were all red and my doctor in charge thought I was coming from a ********'s home and that I got whipped really bad.

Today I just say it was Miss Hybrid in her dungeon.

 

[alexpnz]

I have lots of stretch marks on my back. :dunno:

When I was younger they were all red and my doctor in charge thought I was coming from a ********'s home and that I got whipped really bad.

Today I just say it was Miss Hybrid in her dungeon.

Stop biting the billow and tell your dude to stop scratching your back...

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Stop biting the billow and tell your dude to stop scratching your back...

I can't stop my girl when she's really horny! :thefinger

Also her cock is bigger so she makes the rules. :o