Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I warned you it's been a while since I posted something really fucked up and you went ahead and clicked. Now you're going to get caught by your wife/girlfriend/boss looking at some horribly elongated sack o' balls and you could have avoided this if only you'd observed the warning.

 

[phanto_1985]

The Hell, how is it possible to do this on your genitals? This is nasty & lame.

 

[Shifty]

They call him 'The Red Rooster'!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Words fail me.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I bet it took a long time for him to work up to that. I also bet he is one of only few people who can say his ball sac reaches down to his knees.

I'm going to hate to see what they look like when he's old and rest of his body is sagging and loose.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I enjoy that it's bolted together. It shows commitment. That puppy isn't going to pop off with some sissy "safe word."

 

[BlueBalls]

Awww, I was expecting to see another guy who blew half of his face off.

You disappoint me JohnnyS.

 

[lostwood_7]

Someone took the time to custom machine that metal rig...I can only imagine the buzzz around the shop that day;

"Hey Dave how's those cam levers comin'?'

"Pretty good man, just gotta get this bag and crank puller done and I'll be right on those cams."

"No worries, Dave."

 

[LukeEl]

What in the wide world of sports is this shit!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Words fail me.

i'm right there with ya

 

[Skyraider22]

Nothing else to say

 

[Cutie]

It makes it easier to hit him in the nuts..

 

[bustybbwlover]

everyone is always telling me how good stretching is for you

 

[busenbust]

oh jesus!///////

 

[lppedreira]

i clicked with my eyes closed

 

[alexpnz]

I...just...don't....maaan....uhhh....sheesh...ugh

 

[Cannon_X]

Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction didn't bring it back...

DAMMIT!

 

[biomech]

:eek: Why don't I listen? That is an abomination.:throwup:

 

[dbradford8589]

Its like a train wreck you just have to get a look.

 

[Shifty]

That photo is not the least bit arousing. :2 cents:

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