What would you like?

my suggestions are too extreme methinks so I'll troll around here. Some of these ideas made me laugh out loud.
 
And good thing I totally have ice cream cones! Those little nutty butty ones or whatever they're called.

That sounds perfect! :)

The ice cream will be melting nowhere. I'll eat it after I tease you with the picture.

Just to make sure, and keep you warm, you should totally wear a parka or some other type of winter clothing while doing it. :D

Pose like MY avatar.

I... huh... actually I find the idea of pensive Harley to be quite appealing... :dunno:
 
When you are at the market please pick up some whipped cream.

Here is a "classic but loved by many" request: Whipped Cream bikini ;)
 
When you are at the market please pick up some whipped cream.

Here is a "classic but loved by many" request: Whipped Cream bikini ;)

I've actually done this one before :)

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I just went out and got some cereal and ice cream, so I'm gonna start doing some of this. Will be going out again tomorrow to return another redbox movie, just got Chinese Zodiac, so if I have to get anything for other shots I'll pick it up then.
 
I've actually done this one before :)

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I just went out and got some cereal and ice cream, so I'm gonna start doing some of this. Will be going out again tomorrow to return another redbox movie, just got Chinese Zodiac, so if I have to get anything for other shots I'll pick it up then.
That's cool but if you can get a couple of cherries for the bikini top and have a whipped bikini bottom posing in a come hither manner that would be awesome :yummie:
 
Okay... another idea:

A picture of you in a homemade superhero costume. Don't buy anything for it (because that would be no fun), scavenge stuff from around your home and slap something together (you know, like the whole blanket-as-cape kinda thing). :D

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How about a picture of you eating a taco while wearing only sunglasses a scarf and earmuffs?
 
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That's it! Breakfast with Harley. Newspaper, cup of coffee, bowl of cereal, ugly bathrobe, goofy slippers. Get a shot of the box so we can see what cereal you're eating. Nothing healthy like Kashi or granola ****. Something with a cartoon on it like Fruit Loops or Coco Puffs.

Here you go. I don't own a robe so I went with my regular ******** clothes, sweatpants and a tank top.

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Already drank most of my coffee.

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I don't have a kitchen table (well I do, but it's covered in crap :( ), so I usually go to the bedroom to eat.

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Coffee and newspaper

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EDIT: Sorry about some of the crooked pictures, the combination of my camera phone and pimpandhost is being a jerk.
 
Excellent! I didn't think I'd get a photo set out of this. Thanks for being a good sport.
 
Very cool! :thumbsup:

Maybe you could one with a ***** face (you know, pull your upper lip to your nose)? And please include your naked breasts into the picture because they are great.

K thanks! :)

Alright I'm not really sure exactly what a ***** face is supposed to look like, so here's my attempt. I think I look more like a Hitler than anything else.

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How about a picture of your uvula? (Yeah, you probably should have a put a limit on the number of requests :o)

:D

Nope! No limit. As many as you'd like.

Uvula one is kind of weird. I took some shots and here's the best of them... if you can call any of them good. Looks kind of icky to me.

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Nope! No limit. As many as you'd like.

I will, of course, ***** this privilege! :D

Uvula one is kind of weird.

Well, you know... me. :dunno: And I've never seen your uvula before so it's all new and stuff!

I took some shots and here's the best of them... if you can call any of them good. Looks kind of icky to me.

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Wow... you have a surprisingly tiny uvula! You know what they say about girls with small uvulas...? Absolutely nothing because most people don't even know what a uvula is. :D
 
Okay, reaction shots! I want to see pics of the faces you'd make when...

You've just realized your home is haunted by the time traveling ghost of Richard Simmons!

You rented your favorite movie, only to put it on and find someone swapped it out with Two Girls One Cup!

You figure you're at home alone, but when you walk into the living room you find Darth Vader peeing on your sofa!

You just found the prize in your box of cereal, sadly it's just another much smaller box of cereal!

You've just discovered your ****** is secretly Barack Obama in disguise!

You just saw a ***** **** on a midget!​
 
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