If you and two FO members were trapped in the woods with a hungry lion and one of you had to stay so the others could escape, which one would you leave behind to get mauled and eaten?
Stealing my thread ideas now, eh? I'd leave every last damn one of you fuckers behind. :thefinger But I'd make sure Dirky was the first to get it. If I can't have him, the lion will...
That's a no-brainer. We're in the woods, and if the other 2 agreed to go get help...I'd let the other 2 go, and I'd climb a tree and wait. I'd be safe from the lion for a while.
(survival of the fittest and the smartest)
I'd feed baconsalts to the lion! He would probably shit himself, shit on the lion, fling shit everywhere, and then start playing with shit. The lion would be sickened by him and run away.