What would you do?

If you and two FO members were trapped in the woods with a hungry lion and one of you had to stay so the others could escape, which one would you leave behind to get mauled and eaten?
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I'd sacrifice myself to the lion and let Christmas Ape get away unharmed.

Oh, you don't know who CA is? Well then...GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
 
I would certainly not be our saintly moderators.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Stealing my thread ideas now, eh? I'd leave every last damn one of you fuckers behind. :thefinger But I'd make sure Dirky was the first to get it. If I can't have him, the lion will...
 
I'd sacrifice myself to the lion and let Christmas Ape get away unharmed.

Oh, you don't know who CA is? Well then...GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

you wouldn't have to worry about the lion, we'd all be fine, just have the rhino, DaveRhino that is, scare the lion away!

then we could all ravage the forest for some rotten berries!
:glugglug:

i miss comedy
 
That's a no-brainer. We're in the woods, and if the other 2 agreed to go get help...I'd let the other 2 go, and I'd climb a tree and wait. I'd be safe from the lion for a while.
(survival of the fittest and the smartest)

Tim
 
I'd feed baconsalts to the lion! He would probably shit himself, shit on the lion, fling shit everywhere, and then start playing with shit. The lion would be sickened by him and run away. :D
 
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