1.Slay the Nemean lion.
2.Slay the 9-headed Lernaean Hydra.
3.Capture the Golden Hind of Artemis.
4.Capture the Erymanthian Boar.
5.Clean the Augean stables in a single day.
6.Slay the Stymphalian Birds.
7.Capture the Cretan Bull.
8.Steal the Mares of Diomedes.
9.Obtain the Girdle of the Amazon Queen.
10.Obtain the Cattle of the Monster Geryon.
11.Steal the Apples of the Hesperides.
12.Capture and bring back Cerberus
suck dick
Edit: or wrestle wolves
I'd take a deep sniff of Roald's morning breath.
I'd take a deep sniff of Roald's beer farts.