What Would you do Sexual #1

[Golden_Finger]

Oh my...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Stuff her ass with sloppy joes, then make her **** it out into a sandwich before feeding it to Dirk's mutant bastard offspring that he keeps locked in the basement.

So, she'd function like a cake-decorator bag, but for meat? Could we squeeze her to get different textures and patterns?

Brilliant!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

So, she'd function like a cake-decorator bag, but for meat? Could we squeeze her to get different textures and patterns?

Brilliant!

I think this is a gold star idea .... the human meat piping bag.

How would you like your meat squeezed, Sir?

 

[Icewater Jones]

Shouldn't this thread be entitled 'Would You Have Filthy Sex With Pauley Perrette?'???


The answer is a resounding yes, by the way.


Otherwise this thread is a fail.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Seafood? :eek:

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Stuff her ass with sloppy joes, then make her **** it out into a sandwich before feeding it to Dirk's mutant bastard offspring that he keeps locked in the basement.

Then I'd hang her in a fuck harness, load it onto the back of a pickup, drive her into the ghetto and leave her for the bruthas.

That is cruel and unusual!

The next What would you do Sexual Thread will be on a porn star. thats for sure. i will lay off the actresses for now. and i will save singers for later as well.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

That is cruel and unusual!

The next What would you do Sexual Thread will be on a porn star. thats for sure. i will lay off the actresses for now. and i will save singers for later as well.

Oh I can do better! Or worse. Depends on your evitcepsrep .....

 

[Rey C.]

Abby, from NCIS

Ah, thanks, Johan. The OP should have given those of us who don't watch the alphabet soup cop shows some idea who she was. I saw her in a commercial for the show but didn't know her name.

She reminds me of a girl on a show I do watch: Krysten Ritter, who played "Jane" on Breaking Bad. Both have that goth look.

I don't know about this Pauly girl, but I would definitely chase Krysten Ritter around the bedroom til one of us gave up.