What would you do if you caught me....

[PirateKing]

Try it. You'll find yourself waking up at the downtown bus stop with no pants and no recollection of the last 24 hours.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Who the bloody hell keeps positive repping this guy?

 

[PirateKing]

Who the bloody hell keeps positive repping this guy?

....What? He's entertaining.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Who the bloody hell keeps positive repping this guy?

Me, for one, i just give anyone rep without reading the posts if i'm bored. Try it some time, Gloyster gets Gloyster rep, rep for posting such stupid things.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I would seduce you then cut you cock off and fuck you up the ass with it!:elaugh:

That's my girl, right there

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'd make two .40 caliber assholes in your forehead.

 

[smoknn]

I'd make two .40 caliber assholes in your forehead.

lol...ahh..let him pick where he wants the new assholes....say..you about to get 2 new assholes ..any special place?? lol

 

[Njosnavelin]

Man he posts fucked up yarns....I'd ask him three riddles and for another fucked up yarn if I was not sufficiently satisfied I'd feed him to my pigs.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Gloyster. AKA Mind Enema ....

 

[PirateKing]

I would seduce you then cut you cock off and fuck you up the ass with it!:elaugh:

:iloveyou: What are you doing this Friday?

First off I'd kick your ass, then I'd hog tie you, then with a razor blade carve up your nut sack real nice then put lemon juice and salt on it, maybe rubbing alcohol and light it on fire then I shove a M80 up your ass covered in ghost chili sauce, after Im done with the light torture I'd get out my sledge hammer and smash your spine in pull out my Berreta and shoot your tiny dick off! Then its off to the mountain with ya where the wolfs n coyote's will not leave a morsel, oh yeah I'd take your wallet too

Not my wallet!