What Will You Go to Haloween As?

Dirk, is that you in your avy photo? Just go as yourself. You're one sexy fella. I'm sure all the ladies will be dropin' the panties for you (and probably the guys, too). You won't even need to bring the Heineken :bowdown:

Aren't I a hunk of burning love?

However, I can't go as myself. The members of my neighbourhood took out a restraining order on me, and henceforth, everytime I leave my house, I'm required to wear a rubber mask with Howard Stern's penis printed where my face would be...
 
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