Sam Fisher
Banned
Mine was my senior year. I really really liked the girl who was directly next to me in the row to my left. The teacher had just given us a reading assignment, and the room was extremely quiet. My pencil rolled off my desk and landed on the floor to the right of me. I leaned over to my right to get it and my left ass cheek lifted up and one of those gigantic blubbering-type farts escaped from my bung like air coming out of a full balloon. Fuckin' fart lasted like three seconds, and the entire room heard it, including the teacher. Everyone turned at looked at me.
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