what to do with raging moring wood?

[a fearsome grue]

I had a fucking huge boner early this morning. I **** it when that happens and it feels so good but you're too sleepy to do anything about it.

 

[Evil Hobo]

Holy ****, I thought I was the only one who often wakes up with a boner in the morning. :eek:
Great to know I'm not the only one! And my solution to it - usually leave it alone till it's gone, or exploit it to my own pleasure. :banana:

 

[Apex]

hide it in a dark moist cave.

 

[Spleen]

use it to butter your toast

 

[member979979]

Holy ****, I thought I was the only one who often wakes up with a boner in the morning. :eek:
Great to know I'm not the only one! And my solution to it - usually leave it alone till it's gone, or exploit it to my own pleasure. :banana:

lol, you aint the only one. I **** up with one pretty much 95% of the time. And yes Fearsome, they do feel good but too tired. Why does it happen? I never have sex dreams

 

[villiageidiot]

I had a fucking huge boner early this morning. I **** it when that happens and it feels so good but you're too sleepy to do anything about it.

C'mon! Huge? Don't bullshit us, pindick!

 

[Dixie Dash]

You know what do do with it

 

[member979979]

Honestly, When I have one, I usually just jerk it a few times to the point where I'm about to cum but I dont. It helps me fall back ******

 

[mongo18]

Everyone gets morning glory, it's well documented. Mine's usually gone by the time I make it to the bathroom. Dunno about anyone else but I have no hope of getting a shot off before my morning **** anyway.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I usually tie my yacht up to a huge piece of "moring" wood. Or is it "mooring wood"?

 

[DOA82]

I had a fucking huge boner early this morning. I **** it when that happens and it feels so good but you're too sleepy to do anything about it.

Have sex? Oh wait thats right, your wife wont touch you!

 

[Dixie Dash]

I don't get wood lol but I do **** up and want to play with my vibrator

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I don't get wood lol but I do **** up and want to play with my vibrator

What a coincidence. I **** up wanting to play with your vibrator too.

 

[low42]

Ahhh, morning wood... happens to me at least 6 days a week, even after bad dreams also. I usually head straight for the bathtub, passing up the toilet. Wood + bad back + gotta **** = trouble.

 

[member979979]

My dick is pretty much my alarm clock now. Ive been waking up before my alarm goes off and its because Im ******** on wood.

 

[calpoon]

you could always cheat on your wife.

 

[DOA82]

you could always cheat on your wife.

He's thinking about it, seriously!

 

[a fearsome grue]

Have sex? Oh wait thats right, your wife wont touch you!

oh, ha ha :thefinger

 

[Legzman]

jesus. Why are you guys surprised by morning wood? It's perfectly normal and actually healthy. In fact, if I woke up without morning wood I'd start to worry. Ignore it, it'll go away in a few minutes. If not, then rub one out real quick in the shower or go fuck something with it. But starting a whole thread on the subject...seriously...

 

[a fearsome grue]

jesus. Why are you guys surprised by morning wood? It's perfectly normal and actually healthy. In fact, if I woke up without morning wood I'd start to worry. Ignore it, it'll go away in a few minutes. If not, then rub one out real quick in the shower or go fuck something with it. But starting a whole thread on the subject...seriously...

okay, okay...no need to get testy.