What things can porn do it has not already?

Only 2 I can think of:

I have seen degrading porn like meatholes but the only way I can see them getting more offensive is making fun of pornstars for std's while they perform.

Quadruple penetration with 4 live cocks, I didn't think triple was possible but if anyone could do it it would be 4 scrawny porn guys.

Have like 75 guys cum on a willing girl sitting in a bathtub!

The 10 Commandments ... OF PORN!

I'm going to Hell for even thinking it!

Jesuschrist I like it!
 
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1# Always look interested when performing
2# Anal is good
3# Take a facial once in a while
4# Learn your script
5# Boobs can never be too big

The first 5 Commandments of Porn.
 
I think the way forward for porn is to forget about trying to be more and more explicit and concentrate more on storyline. Porn producers should be able to excite their audience through more than just the sex scenes. Detailed, intensely erotic storylines, pornified versions of real and fantasy worlds, complete with elaborate costumes and set pieces should be the way forward. Obscenity can only go so far before it becomes simply disgusting.
 
Hopefully with Blu-Ray and HDD-multiple camera angles to choose from.
I have Jenna Jamesons sex simulator on dvd and there are only 2 possible angles.How about 3 or more,or even better a rotating cam like in that Denzel Washington flick Deja Vu.
 

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I think the way forward for porn is to forget about trying to be more and more explicit and concentrate more on storyline. Porn producers should be able to excite their audience through more than just the sex scenes. Detailed, intensely erotic storylines, pornified versions of real and fantasy worlds, complete with elaborate costumes and set pieces should be the way forward. Obscenity can only go so far before it becomes simply disgusting.

Great post, IMO.

If there was still a Post Of The Week award, this would be a nomination from me.
 
I think the way forward for porn is to forget about trying to be more and more explicit and concentrate more on storyline. Porn producers should be able to excite their audience through more than just the sex scenes. Detailed, intensely erotic storylines, pornified versions of real and fantasy worlds, complete with elaborate costumes and set pieces should be the way forward. Obscenity can only go so far before it becomes simply disgusting.

This is weird, last night I was playing Elder Scrolls 4: Shivering Isles and I was thinking the same thing after blatently checking out the dark seducer guards with the freaky lizard eyes.

More story please and lizard-girls as well.:nanner:
 

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More story please and lizard-girls as well.:nanner:
Hmm, I tend to disagree. As a movie buff, I can't be bothered by cheap plots and hammy acting in any kind of movie. If I watch porn, the last thing I want to see is an even cheaper plot with abysmal acting. I just want to see the fucking!

I bothered to watch X-Calibur {click for a preview / trailer} recently, because I hold Pierre Woodman in high esteem. The non-sex scenes just made me fast-forward. Good sex, bad attempt at a plot-based porn film.

I don't want to see a XXX-rated version of Bringing-up Baby... although, on second thought... the leopard could add some spice to it. :1orglaugh
 
I liked Pirates, not just due to Carmen Luvana and Jesse Jane, but also the production values and seeing Evan Stone fighting a CG skeleton and of course Evan, Carmen, Jesse etc being chased by a horde of CG skeletons.

Highway with Stormy was a Thelma & Louise rip-off, but it was good all the same.

Sometimes I just want gonzo shenanigans, other times I like a story, check out the Viv Thomas epic Pink Velvet.
 
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