Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Beans have never given me gas. I think my karma just ran over your dogma. Sorry about that.
One of the underappreciated joys in life is ripping a good fart. I take full credit never trying to blame it on the dogma. I consider myself blessed. I enjoy black bean soup so much I also consider it a beverage. Tonight at dinner I drank my soup so fast I choked a bit and accidentally sneezed black beans all over my family. This was the biggest embarassment I suffered all week.