What pisses you off?

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Yup - about took my thumb off doing that bout ten years ago - sliced the fucker all the way through the first joint like taking a leg off a chicken - still have no feeling in that thumb.

So when you jack it the lack of sensation makes it seem like you're getting a hand jibber from a stranger. Amirite?

 

[BioDefenseGrad]

The way Mike Adriano shoots anal porn. It's really disgusting.

 

[Will E Worm]

Corp's that are making record profits but don't want to pay their workers above min wage

Yes. :clap:

 

[Drunk101]

Dirty lying cops that make charges and falsify reports...and since all it takes is one bad Apple to spoil the bunch, it includes all of them, even if you know some are doing their job right.

 

[Facetious]

When after I enter my club card number at the grocery store check out keypad/thingomajjer, the cashiers says out loud ''Thank you for shopping with us, Mr. ŨĴ''.

Huh? I think to myself...Do I know you from somewhere? ...meanwhile, the big biker guy who happens to be in line one checkstand over hears your name (thanks to the courtesy of the cashier) which sounds vaguely familiar as he thinks to himself.... hey, I know a "ŨĴ" guy... and I've been wanting to kill him for the last 20 years!!! Fucker stole my dope!

Then, the cashier asks you if you want help out to the car with your two 8lb bags of groceries, it never fails ... and you say, ''Sure, I'll accept help out to the car'', thinking...I might need booth hands to deal with this biker guy who's giving me the death stare for some odd reason.

 

[STDiva]

People who try to be super employee in front of management, but fuck the dog the rest of the day.

 

[Hot Mega]

When after I enter my club card number at the grocery store check out keypad/thingomajjer, the cashiers says out loud ''Thank you for shopping with us, Mr. ŨĴ''.

Huh? I think to myself...Do I know you from somewhere? ...meanwhile, the big biker guy who happens to be in line one checkstand over hears your name (thanks to the courtesy of the cashier) which sounds vaguely familiar as he thinks to himself.... hey, I know a "ŨĴ" guy... and I've been wanting to kill him for the last 20 years!!! Fucker stole my dope!

Then, the cashier asks you if you want help out to the car with your two 8lb bags of groceries, it never fails ... and you say, ''Sure, I'll accept help out to the car'', thinking...I might need booth hands to deal with this biker guy who's giving me the death stare for some odd reason.

Moral: Don't steal dope from bikers (or don't share names with people who do:dunno.

 

[RichardNailder]

When after I enter my club card number at the grocery store check out keypad/thingomajjer, the cashiers says out loud ''Thank you for shopping with us, Mr. ŨĴ''.

Huh? I think to myself...Do I know you from somewhere? ...meanwhile, the big biker guy who happens to be in line one checkstand over hears your name (thanks to the courtesy of the cashier) which sounds vaguely familiar as he thinks to himself.... hey, I know a "ŨĴ" guy... and I've been wanting to kill him for the last 20 years!!! Fucker stole my dope!

Then, the cashier asks you if you want help out to the car with your two 8lb bags of groceries, it never fails ... and you say, ''Sure, I'll accept help out to the car'', thinking...I might need booth hands to deal with this biker guy who's giving me the death stare for some odd reason.

I sign up for all my grocery cards under "Mr. Fuckerfaster" - I get a kick out of it when they try to say it.

 

[blindedinchains]

The stupidity of the media involving the 405 closure for a pissy little 50'ish hours over the weekend. The news media is acting like it's going to be closed for a month. I wonder what will they talk about once it's over...

For real. Carmageddon...really?
It's 2 fucking days, weekend ones at that!

 

[RichardNailder]

Dirty lying cops that make charges and falsify reports...and since all it takes is one bad apple to spoil the bunch, it includes all of them, even if you know some are doing their job right.

Don't you know, it's there job to lie under oath if it supports the state's case.

3:58 into the video

 

[RichardNailder]

My water bill - fucking garden cost me more than a half a fucking cow.

 

[Kingfisher]

My water bill - fucking garden cost me more than a half a fucking cow.

How much is a half a fucking cow?

 

[monicasilver]

fucktards who litter. I found an empty coffee cup on my lawn. wtf?

 

[CSkylar86]

My water bill - fucking garden cost me more than a half a fucking cow.

How much is a half a fucking cow?

:dunno: must be high...papagmp wouldn't complain unless it was bigtime...oh wait...papagmp would complain even if it was :2 cents: :rofl:

 

[bustybbwlover]

when my ears need to pop but won't

 

[busenbust]

when my ears need to pop but won't

:yesyes: oh yes bbw, i hate that too -- esp. when coming out of the shower :o

 

[PirateKing]

Political threads. I've vowed to stay away from them.

 

[mrtrebus]

Huckleberry Hound. . .the cunt!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Roald disguising his gay agenda in the funny pics.

 

[RichardNailder]

People walking around in my kitchen when I'm trying to fucking sleep.