What pisses you off?

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
Incompatent Ref's in any sport :brick:
 
Sucking down some overpriced coffee at one of the 'gourmet' chains one afternoon. I see a hot chick, gorgeous legs, cute face and fairly sexy...She's sitting with this pretty lame looking guy. I check her out a couple of times and one time she notices me looking but doesn't stare. So I finish swiggin' my joe and multitasking and I'm ready to leave.

I go out, get into my car and just as I'm pulling off I see her and said fellow part ways as though their just friends. As I drive by her walking to her car she notices that I'm looking at her again...she waves. I wave back...then decide to back up...she sees me backing up and waits before she gets in her car. I tell her I noticed her in the ***** she says she knows. I laughingly ask, was I that obvious and she says she just saw me looking. I tell her that I tried not to get caught staring because I didn't want her b/f to beat me up.:rolleyes:

She says, 'that's not my b/f haha'!! He was just fixing my computer for me...

We converse a little longer but just agree to see each other the next time we're at *******..

I actually see her there the next day and she's looking 10 times better than the previous day...:facepalm::drool2: We have a good conversation...and and and....Just as the convo is really going...in walks lame computer repair guy. He sees her, sees me and recalls I was the same guy in there the previous day so she invites him to join us...:cussing::cussing:

A reeeeal 'Buzz Killington':(
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
The sheer fact that I'm still at my desk, past midnight and most likely for hours from now, because someone else really screwed the pooch and I have to fix the problem because they're incompetent.

He's probably pissing himself right now thinking he's going to get fired over it too.
 

CherylFan

Closed Account
People who hang up when I answer the phone.
People who pull out in front of my car then almost immediately stop to turn across oncoming traffic (4x4 drivers especially bad at this)
People who don`t acknowledge when I stop my car to let them through (women especially bad at this)
 
When the cashier at the grocery store examines and speaks about every single thing you buy! Solved that by bringing a cart full of lye, buckets, plastic sheeting, rope, rubber gloves, and a case of gatorade. Not one single comment!
 
10 minute time editing limits on vbulletin forums.:tongue:

Bahh...no biggie. On some internet forums you don't even get that if you need to correct a Faux (pas).
 
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