What pisses you off?

Facetious

Moderated
When I zone out and can't remember the name of a certain chick, both p*stars as well as women in real life .... :mad: . . . :thinking: :thinking: . .
The name is on the tip of my tongue, but I can't say it! :hammer: :helpme:


Stray dogs

Better, the irresponsible individuals who think that their dog is too special to get spayed or neutered, particularly those who allow their dog the ability to freely wander about the neighborhood.
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
Allergies
Son of a Bitch Mutha Fucking Runny Nose! :mad:
How am I supposed to assimilate all this high quality FreeOnes content when I have to be blowing my nose all the time? That then leads to a headache.

I guess I'll go try some Alka Seltzer Plus to wash down my dinner that I just had.
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Allergies
Son of a Bitch Mutha Fucking Runny Nose! :mad:
How am I supposed to assimilate all this high quality FreeOnes content when I have to be blowing my nose all the time? That then leads to a headache.

I guess I'll go try some Alka Seltzer Plus to wash down my dinner that I just had.

I saw a news story about a acupuncture point in the ear that relieves the overwhelming sensations associated with allergies.
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
I saw a news story about a acupuncture point in the ear that relieves the overwhelming sensations associated with allergies.
Acupuncture? :shock: As in with a needle? :eek:
It might as well be a full body tattoo. :shocked:
About the same aversion factor. :D

The Alka Seltzer Plus seems to be working.
It appears to have taken away my runny nose's license to bug the shit out of me for now. :rofl:
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Acupuncture? :shock: As in with a needle? :eek:
It might as well be a full body tattoo. :shocked:
About the same aversion factor. :D

The Alka Seltzer Plus seems to be working.
It appears to have taken away my runny nose's license to bug the shit out of me for now. :rofl:

Actually it looked like a tiny little nub that puts pressure on a certain spot, then something like a bandaid holds it in place. It's at least worth a look.
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
Oh, I didn't mean to imply that I'm constantly suffering from Allergies like many people unfortunately do. I just mean that when I do come upon a case like right now, I super despise it. :mad:

Now I'm about to attempt a Workout. It's supposed to be my usual routine 1st Workout day of the week. But, I have no idea how it's gonna go. If my nose starts running again, it just might derail the Workout.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Taking a small dump but having to wipe 10 fucking times :mad:
 
Taking a small dump but having to wipe 10 fucking times :mad:

Or when it is the most ungodly smelling stoff ever. :throwup:

Also, having to follow your hot ass girl after she went. Remember, girls don't poop so much to my horror when I found out they do, it scarred me for life. :tongue:

Better than taking a big dump that won't flush away, so you have to use a BBQ skewer to chop it up.:mad:

lol, that must be some legendary shit right there. :cool:
 
White guys calling each other niggaz. I mean really?
 
girls don't poop when I found out they do,

:eek: NO THEY DON'T!!! NO THEY DON'T!!! :eek:

Non-Irish people that treat St. Patrick's Day as a "free pass to get fucked up, deck themselves out and green, wear misc. SPD shwag (bead necklaces, clover leafs, what not...), and basically just pretend their Irish. It's like Bitch!!, I'm ACTUALLY fucking Irish. I don't need one day a year to fucking pretend/play dress up. Let me celebrate MY day, without fucking fake Irish people ruining it. :mad::mad::cussing::thefinger:thefinger
 
People who wriggle their busy-body asses into your business, stumble upon a small, out of context snippet then proceed to think they have a clue as to who or what you are.

"...Let's take Dr. Bass for example, now obviously I would have never knowingly put a convicted felon on the stand...I hope you can believe that. But what's the truth? That he is a disgraced liar? But what if I had told you that the woman he's accused of raping was 17, he was 23 that she later became his wife, bore his child and is still married to the man today. Does that make his testimony more, or or less true??"

Damn fools.
 
Top