PirateKing
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Taking a crap that leaves your asshole irritated. I'm out of Vaseline too.
What pisses you off?
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Constipation
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
I'm on antibiotics for an impacted tooth and it's giving me the shits which in turn has caused a hemroid.
Individuals who will stop you mid-sentence just to ask you what the particular word you've used during the course of the conversation means. Do these people not realise how fundamentally retarded it makes a person sound to do that?
A word of advice for anyone who in the future happens to be talking with someone who uses a word you just so happen to not know the definition of: WAIT! I'm sure that as this person goes on with whatever it is they have to say you'll be able to pick up what they were alluding to even if the definition of the word is still somewhat out of your reach. If you're still in doubt and you're that interested, make a mental note of the word and look it up when you get home. Do not under any circumstances stop the conversation dead by asking this person to hold off on what they were hoping to say in order to get them to define a specific word for you.
It is very annoying.
A word of advice for anyone who in the future happens to be talking with someone who uses a word you just so happen to not know the definition of: WAIT! I'm sure that as this person goes on with whatever it is they have to say you'll be able to pick up what they were alluding to even if the definition of the word is still somewhat out of your reach. If you're still in doubt and you're that interested, make a mental note of the word and look it up when you get home. Do not under any circumstances stop the conversation dead by asking this person to hold off on what they were hoping to say in order to get them to define a specific word for you.
It is very annoying.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
PirateKing
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Motherfuckin' god damn shitty broadband-Connect you fucker!!!
Anyways, people who condescend others and lack open-mindedness piss me off. I like to avoid them altogether but the world has so many of them.
Anyways, people who condescend others and lack open-mindedness piss me off. I like to avoid them altogether but the world has so many of them.
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
Doesn't burn goin on does it? I'm starting to bleed!
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Nah, I'm hemerroid specialist....go buy the cream and stick it up your ass, use alot.
Perperation H is a waste of time.:hatsoff:
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
taxation without representation; 9/11 conspiracy theorists; bbws; Idaho; Islamic fundamentalists; Christian fundamentalists; hippies; Nobamacare; the fact that Nancy Pelosi wasn't taken behind the Capitol building and hanged yesterday; when my dog has diarrhea on the living room carpet or when she eats my furniture; porn stars enlisting their fans to pay for their phone bills; John Kerry's yacht; Charlie Rangle walking around free; Rosie O'Donnell; the View; Bill O'Reilly; Keith Olberman; the Clintons; Madonna; Cher; Ashton Kutcher getting my team in hot water, hell Ashton Kutcher in general; autographs for tattoos; Jim Tressel's vests; green crocs; Jordan Carver still hasn't shown her tits, Jenny Mathis, too; Nadya "Octomom" Suleman, that's just irresponsible; that I have to pay extra for the Military Channel or BBC America; white guilt; reparations; Paris Hilton; Lindsay Lohan; Jon Stewart; Bill Maher; Michael Savage; working graveyard shift; entitlement mentality; cornrow hairdos; spinners; Jersey Shore; Venezuela; Sean Penn; Charlie and Martin Sheen; Natalie Portman; my older sister; my oldest brother; my shitty pay; illegal immigration and my penis (I still beat the hell out of that thing)
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Wait. What's that word mean?
While you covered your bases for the most part, you forgot the Geico gecko.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I forgot Oprah and Barbara Streisand, too. Damn, who started this fucking thread? I'm just a seething ball of hatred now.
Kids who think they are gangsters and get away with crime after crime because they are minors. Just watch any cop show in the UK and you'll see what I'm talking about, sometimes they'll show a high speed chase that could've killed innocent passers by and after they catch the guy the narrator will say 'he was later banned from driving for 6 months so that'll show him' and I'm like 'That's It!' 
Then they'll find cannabis in a car and give the guy a bit of paper and that's it or a parent will say their kid stole their car, the police will find the guy and take him and the car home and then the narrator will quietly say 'the parents decided not to press charges' and i'm thinking charge the fuckers for wasting police time. People get ASBOs here for anti-social behaviour and they just laugh at that, I never even here of anyone getting community service anymore, get the fuckers who piss up the streets to help clean up or do something useful for society.
Then they'll find cannabis in a car and give the guy a bit of paper and that's it or a parent will say their kid stole their car, the police will find the guy and take him and the car home and then the narrator will quietly say 'the parents decided not to press charges' and i'm thinking charge the fuckers for wasting police time. People get ASBOs here for anti-social behaviour and they just laugh at that, I never even here of anyone getting community service anymore, get the fuckers who piss up the streets to help clean up or do something useful for society.
