This woman we do work for.
Yells at us because SHE didn't pay her internet bill, now the internets don't work.
How the hell is that OUR fault?! We're not responsible for paying your bills!
Plus, because she doesn't understand analytics or how social media works, I get accused of not doing my job and ripping her off - she's flat-out refusing to pay me until we have a "meeting" (which means she wants to try to yell at me because she doesn't get it).
It's not MY job to get people
into your office or to hold their hands to teach them how to do a fucking search engine query properly, it's my job to drive people to your website.
Guess what? I'M DOING MY DAMN JOB, and I have the numbers to prove it.