What pisses you off?

[Straight Shooter]

Beer shits. Drank way too much beer at this dorm party last night so I woke up this morning with a serious case of beer shits.

 

[STDiva]

Beer shits. Drank way too much beer at this dorm party last night so I woke up this morning with a serious case of beer shits.

The ole molson mudslides.

 

[Terry Sleeper]

No-one buys beer; they only rent it.

 

[RichardNailder]

Useless fucking people that think I should pay for their stupid asses to survive - let them all fucking DIE!

 

[cindy CD/TV]

Whenever I get interrupted while pleasuring myself ... like by a phone call I've waiting days for, or the fire alarm going off, or the postal carrier buzzes my flat because he needs my sig on a package ... :facepalm. It's like: CAN I PLEASE CUM FIRST!!! I CAN"T ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR WITH MY THING STICKING STRAIGHT UP! :hairpull:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Not receiving PMs! Especially from my sweetheart Cindy! :crash:

Whenever I get interrupted while pleasuring myself ... like by a phone call I've waiting days for, or the fire alarm going off, or the postal carrier buzzes my flat because he needs my sig on a package ... :facepalm. It's like: CAN I PLEASE CUM FIRST!!! I CAN"T ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR WITH MY THING STICKING STRAIGHT UP! :hairpull:

:drool2: You. Are. Awesome!

 

[guitarnnblack]

When the syllabus says a paper is due on the 17th, and my dumbass wrote it in the planner for today!!!
Now I am all freaked out that the paper that is worth %25 of my grade is due on a day we don't even meet!:dunno: :bang:

 

[RichardNailder]

Finishing a ball-busting marathon wank session only to have my "booty-call" text and say she's on her way over with a girlfriend.






WTF - I'm runnin on empty!

 

[Kingfisher]

The clear and obvious incompetent building standards and schedules of contractors hired by the U.S. Government.

 

[Xammons]

People who think they're so smart & know everything, but are as dumb & clueless as the people they rip on for being idiots.

People if you bought them for how smart they really are and sold them for how smart they actually are, you'd make a fortune.

People who claim to be so honest & are really the phoniest & biggest liars around.

People who pretend to be really nice publicly, but are the rottenest SOBs around in private.

People who lie about their age, background, job, income, etc.

 

[cindy CD/TV]

:o Awwwww ... thanks maley!! You ain't so bad yourself, you know! :kiss: BTW, I re-sent my PM, so here's hoping you got it! :thumbsup:

 

[NikkiNova]

Holy crap, a 10 shot .45 acp Revolver with moon clips, now you're talking gun porn. :drool2: Tease...

It's my dream handgun. Too bad it doesn't exist.

If you can get close enough, a .22 slug right in the space between the jawbone and skull,just below the ear, will bounce around inside the skull and turn the brain into pudding. Plus; there's no exit-wound, so minimal cleanup!! Yes but as a female the goal is to not get to close for obvious reasons so I'm sticking to my firepower. haha




Oh;and the fact that clicking on "New Posts" results in a jumbled mess pisses me off.

 

[Kobra]

they probably exist in the Call of Duty world lol

 

[luvsemlarge]

Whiskey Shits... especially whenever I go up into the mountains. Without fail, if I throw back a few shots, I'll end up with the drizzles. Guaran-fuckin-teed!

 

[Elwood70]

Yes but as a female the goal is to not get to close for obvious reasons so I'm sticking to my firepower. haha

I know; I just didn't want anyone to think a .22 was a glorified bb gun.

 

[joelucas]

Pepper shakers in restaurants with holes smaller than the pepper grind and you have to take the lid off to get a reasonable amount of pepper.

Restroom doors that open inward instead of outward, and you have to grab the nasty door handle to get out of the restroom after you've washed your hands instead of just pushing the door open with your shoulder.

People asking what pisses me off.....:1orglaugh

 

[luvsemlarge]

Political Correctness. I remember the very first commercial cave-in. When I was a kid in the 1960s, Frito-Lay had a cartoon character for their Fritos commercials. His name was the Frito Bandito. Here is one of the commercials I remember.



WTF? I see nothing wrong with it. Just like I didn't see anything wrong with the early Mountain Dew hillbilly.

Anyway... PC pisses me the fuck off.

 

[PlumpRump]

Political Correctness. I remember the very first commercial cave-in. When I was a kid in the 1960s, Frito-Lay had a cartoon character for their Fritos commercials. His name was the Frito Bandito. Here is one of the commercials I remember.



WTF? I see nothing wrong with it. Just like I didn't see anything wrong with the early Mountain Dew hillbilly.

Anyway... PC pisses me the fuck off.

I was watching a Speedy Gonzalez cartoon just this morning on Cartoon Network... I guess Warner Brothers has more "fuck you" money than Frito-Lay?

 

[PlumpRump]

Finishing a ball-busting marathon wank session only to have my "booty-call" text and say she's on her way over with a girlfriend.






WTF - I'm runnin on empty!

That may be the first time I've ever heard anyone complain about an impending threesome. You approved content owners live legendary lives. :bowdown:

 

[cindy CD/TV]

ATMs -- particulary when they're out of order. :hairpull: I was driving home from work VERY early this morning and wanted to stop by McDonald's because I didn't feel like cooking at such a late hour (or early, depending on how you look at it). But, as usual, I had no cash on me. So I hit two credit union ATM locations nearby -- and both were fucking out of order. The third one, a bank ATM, wanted to charge me a $3 fee. I said, fuck it, and drove away to make my dinner at home. Fucking banks. Maybe those Occupy folks are on to something.