What not to say when having a drink with your buddies......

[DOA82]

"I was the one who helped your dad through his erectile dysfunction" Wink Wink!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

"Oh god, this beer is probably full of calories."

 

[larss]

I don’t like football.

:fight::nono::hammer::violent:

I watched Swan Lake last night.

 

[LukeEl]

After these drinks, I am going to hunt you all done and kill you...no I am serious....I will give you a 5 minute head start...keep in mind you will be pursued and harried over miles of open terrain...There are only 2 options, one is I catch you and you become one of my trophies or if you make it off the island you live, gentlemen there is no 3rd option and you now have a four minute head start....and try not to hide I will be able to smell your fear.

 

[Sicario]

"that Rosie O'Donnell is fucking hot!!!"

 

[lurkingdirk]

"I think I just shit your pants."

 

[bustybbwlover]

can any of you help me out with these hemorrhoids?

 

[Shifty]

"I can't wait to get home to my vibrator."

 

[Ulysses31]

I voted for Bush, twice

 

[JacknCoke]

"1 dollar to look at it"
"2 dollars to touch it"
"3 dollars to watch me touch it"
"5 dollars to tough it while I touch my toes"
"6 dollars to touch it while I touch your toes"
"10 dollars for a BJ"
"12 dollars for an HJ"
"15 dollars for a ZJ"



check this out if you don't know what this is from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feKbhuZIeBk