what i've learned today...

A girl sleeps wit a lot of men she's a sl*t, but if a guy sleeps with alot of women he's the man. Not a double standard, look at it like this. If a key opens alot of locks it's a master key, if a lock gets opened by alot of keys then it's a shitty lock.

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*Punches Roald in the face* I feel better now :)
 
Good stuff....
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
so, a skeleton key opens a lot of locks, and a hard cock is called a boner. Skeleton = bone

and Bree Olsen is like a closet
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
You can always get a new lock.
 
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