Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Shifty, that seems less prestigious than my vocation. Would you like me to set up a crack whore apprenticeship?
What is your Profession?
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Alyssa Rose
Official Checked Star Member
I am a full time Nanny (as cliché as that has to sound on a porn board lol)
I also run a side business out of my house selling bake goods. Cupcakes, cakes, pies, breads.. A law was finally passed a few years ago making it legal to sell baked goods out of your house so long as you label that it is a home baked good. I'd put the link to my website but I don't want to advertise my home bakery on freeones lol
I also run a side business out of my house selling bake goods. Cupcakes, cakes, pies, breads.. A law was finally passed a few years ago making it legal to sell baked goods out of your house so long as you label that it is a home baked good. I'd put the link to my website but I don't want to advertise my home bakery on freeones lol
Shifty
O.G.
Thanks for the offer Ace, but I'm quite content. I'm actually working my way up to what is known as a "fluffer". Im hoping to make the leap in 3 to 6 months.
Imagine, getting paid just to prep the bedding on a porn set! And I've heard there's even a performance bonus if you work extra hard, have a positive attitude and are "results oriented".
I'll let you know how it goes! :hatsoff:
C.K. Lawrence
Closed Account
Stay at home son.
Do you bake any "special" goods? :joint:
Also, could you text me your website? I just might be inclined to help out a friend (and feed my fat ass at the same time).
Alyssa Rose
Official Checked Star Member
Do you bake any "special" goods? :joint:
Also, could you text me your website? I just might be inclined to help out a friend (and feed my fat ass at the same time).
Ha! Special goods takes too much butter lol
I'll text you in a bit when I get out of the shower
I work as a maint tech , enginering support and project planner .
Butt Trumpet player in the local "Philharmonic."
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Is that how you blew out your box?
It was definitely a contributing factor. That, combined with the corn cobs and pineapples likely did it.
How many steps away from stunt cock is that??? ?
How many steps away from stunt cock is that??? ?
Well, stunt cocks are actually seen on scene. Stagehands are supposed to be invisible. That's why we wear black. So, we're like a less glamorous version of a fluffer. Actually, we call ourselves mushrooms: we're kept in the dark and get fed bullshit.
Plus a large number of you are usually on mushrooms.
is that ur term for child molester?
