What is your price?

[assari]

How would you react if someone offered you the money for sexual favors?

Stupid question because the readers are men...


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[L3ggy]

Seventy trillion Swedish crowns.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Two turntables and a microphone.

 

[Legzman]

I'm cheap

 

[STDiva]

A girl bought me Assassins Creed when it came out if I slept with her. So I guess $60 is my price. The game sucked, but it was a good deal if you ask me.

 

[xfire]

You're motoring.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Father Nelson used to give me 50 cents and a lollipop. But that was last year's price.The rate has gone up.

 

[assari]

So I guess $60 is my price.

Slut!

 

[bahodeme]

Dinner, flowers, and laugh at my stupid jokes.

 

[squallumz]

i had a girl friend who had sex for drugs.

man she was hot.

 

[assari]

i had a girl friend who had sex for drugs.

Oh my goodness...

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

It depends. I'd use a system to mathematically decipher how much a girl must pay. It'd be a variable price. There'd be a base of $20, plus $5 for 10 minus how hot she is out of 10. For every point under 5, it jumps to $20 for every point.

So if a girl is a 8/10, it would cost her:
20 + 5(10-8) = $40

If she were an uggo, say a 3/10, it would cost her:
20 + 5 (10-5) + 20 (5-3) = $85

Simple equation.

 

[squallumz]

Oh my goodness...

you had to have been there.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I fuck for pleasure, not for profit. I have no price.

Though I wouldn't mind a pizza right now...

 

[Rane1071]

Tree 'fiddy.



Or a carton of beer.






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[Sam Fisher]

I don't pay for sex with a female, and I don't expect a female to pay me, either.

 

[STDiva]

I fuck for pleasure, not for profit. I have no price.

Though I wouldn't mind a pizza right now...

I hope you like Delissio.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I hope you like Delissio.

I'm okay with that. The key's under the mat.

 

[STDiva]

I'm okay with that. The key's under the mat.

Oh I know

 

[lurkingdirk]

Oh I know

Can I please be the big spoon this time?