what is your porn turn off??
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I HATE seeing a hairy pussy.
Trim that off before you come on the set.
I also hate seeing the camera angle on the guy any at all,
dont show me that idiot,I wanna see the chick,that's why I love POV.:thumbsup:
I hate hearing the guy calling them names,sluts,whore,bitch,etc. I hate it,
dont call them names.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Some stuff I just don't care for, so I wouldn't be watching it anyway. But nothing screws up an otherwise good sex scene more than a girl doing that loud, fake as all hell, constant moaning... especially when she's got a goofy, bored look on her face while she's doing it.
The best/worst example I can remember was on a blooper tape that I had. I think the actor was Tom Byron and the girl was some one-hit-wonder I'd never seen before and didn't see again after this. This girl is bouncing up & down on his cock and she's moaning to beat hell. Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah! It was ruining the scene. She didn't even have the timing right. She'd be going "Oh!" when his cock was coming out of her. I guess he got sick of her too, so finally he shoves his finger up her ass... and she lets out a really loud "Oh!!!" :eek: And you can hear him say, "Yeah, that one was real, wasn't it?" Then you can hear the crew cracking up.
I don't know who tells these girls that that's sexy, but it's not.
My other big beef is with cameramen and directors who get fascinated with closeups - especially ass shots. When a girl is really working her ass, the best way to appreciate her making a milkshake is to back off a little bit. But they zoom in so you can count the razor bumps on her crotch. Please!
The best/worst example I can remember was on a blooper tape that I had. I think the actor was Tom Byron and the girl was some one-hit-wonder I'd never seen before and didn't see again after this. This girl is bouncing up & down on his cock and she's moaning to beat hell. Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah!
It was ruining the scene. She didn't even have the timing right. She'd be going "Oh!" when his cock was coming out of her. I guess he got sick of her too, so finally he shoves his finger up her ass... and she lets out a really loud "Oh!!!" :eek: And you can hear him say, "Yeah, that one was real, wasn't it?" Then you can hear the crew cracking up.I don't know who tells these girls that that's sexy, but it's not.
My other big beef is with cameramen and directors who get fascinated with closeups - especially ass shots. When a girl is really working her ass, the best way to appreciate her making a milkshake is to back off a little bit. But they zoom in so you can count the razor bumps on her crotch. Please!
I don't like watching the teen porn where the girl looks too young and I am not really a fan of bondage and rape themed porn, if she does not look like she is enjoying herself then It doesn' really turn me on
Bah, I find 99% of porn pretty boring these days. I hate angry porn, bukkake, terrible shit it is, a very warped sign, and as for most 'normal' porn, it's all mechanical, predictable, same ol', same ol', lick-insert cock-fifteen minute closeup of fuckment-CUMSHOT!
But I reserve a special mention for my back-in-the-day porn viewings. Any film starring T.T. Boy or Tom Byron, and usually a bevy of skinny blonde robot bitches, those VHS tapes got recorded over immediately. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooring.
But I reserve a special mention for my back-in-the-day porn viewings. Any film starring T.T. Boy or Tom Byron, and usually a bevy of skinny blonde robot bitches, those VHS tapes got recorded over immediately. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooring.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
No, I agree with that. The "hooker head hand" masking a make-believe deepthroat and the ga-ga-ga-ga sound the girl makes is right up there with the fake moans that kill me.
but then again I do think Gag Factor is the greatest fellatio series ever so I guess this is an exception to my porn dislikes
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