What is wrong with porn?

[The Fog]

I searched and didn't find a thread devoted to this. It certainly has come up in other threads, so why not devote one to it exclusively?

What bothers you about porn? What don't you like about it? Discuss any aspect of the industry you like. As a consumer of it, what bothers me most are (in no particular order):

Plastic surgery: There is too much of it and the examples are too numerous to list them all. I'll list two: Tawny Roberts (lips) was a goddess and now looks like a freak. Teagan Presley (nose job) was a unique beauty and now she looks just like another porn star. And, of course, unnecessary and/or bad boob jobs. Tera Patrick being a recent example.

Tattoos: I don't like them at all but perhaps I am a minority on that. I prefer the girl-next-door look. I have learned to live with them because so many porn stars have them. Even if you do like them, do you want every girl to look like a biker chick? And then there is Janine. She was an extaordinary beautiful woman (with a great boob job!) and would still be hot if she didn't look like someone who should be an exhibit at a carnival.

Gaping assholes: I have nothing against anal sex in videos. However, what is the point of this? Is it in anyway attractive or hot to stretch out a woman's asshole as wide as it will go and then zoom the camera in on it? I just can't believe that the average man or porn fan wants to look at that.

Well those are three things that bother me. I am sure there will be many that don't agree with me but have other different complaints.

I didn't set up a poll because I suspect there will be a number of different types of answers and the poll choices are often so limiting. Of course, it might just be that I am lazy and stupid.

 

[member11579]

Hate the fact it is so hard to find decent movie clips over 10 to 20 seconds long.

I dont mind boob jobs as such, but I hate AWFUL boob jobs, where it makes a woman just look like a nuclear accident.

REALLY hate seeing guys who are obviously twats getting to fuck hot chicks - smarmy fuckers with ponytails and babyoiled chests. Vomit tastic.

Also the price of proper DVDs in adult shops round here is a rip off.

 

[anotherguy]

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!

I've got a pony tail!

 

[PornLuvr]

Sometimes I find the spitting to be a bit much, during oral (both girls and the guys). I half expect them to hock up a huge loogie and spit it on the guys cock or the womans pussy...

 

[QWERT]

i share most of your sentiments. plastic surgery has ruined the looks of many beautiful women (crissy m being a notable exception - unlike some people i even think her tits look totally awesome!) and i only hope that the likes of anetta keys will stay away from it.

one thing i really don't get is why people seem to enjoy close ups that much in hardcore videos. watching that kind of thing for more than a few seconds really bores me most of the time as i tend to think it's more of a turn on if you can see a woman's face or just a bit more of her body than her pussy being pounded endlessly.

 

[The Fog]

i share most of your sentiments. plastic surgery has ruined the looks of many beautiful women (crissy m being a notable exception - unlike some people i even think her tits look totally awesome!) and i only hope that the likes of anetta keys will stay away from it.

one thing i really don't get is why people seem to enjoy close ups that much in hardcore videos. watching that kind of thing for more than a few seconds really bores me most of the time as i tend to think it's more of a turn on if you can see a woman's face or just a bit more of her body than her pussy being pounded endlessly.

Some good points, Qwert.

I am by no means against all boob jobs. There are a lot of them I like (I mentioned Janine above.) but there are many bad ones and just completely, ridiculously unnecessary ones.


I'm mostly ok with the spitting as long as it isn't done too much. Once per bj is enough. Of course now you also see a lot of spitting into the woman's mouth? Who exactly do they think are fans of this?

I also agree that constant close-ups of pussies (or the other hole) being pounded isn't terribly erotic. There has to be some or it really isn't hardcore. I like it when you get about 10 or 15 seconds of it and then you switch to an angle where you can see the woman's face and body for about the same amount of time. Balance of that sort works well.

 

[BNF]

I don't like seeing male actors at all (except of the necessary appendage). What's worse is when they think that they are the star of the vid...

Here's a shocker - I don't care much for lez scenes - they are too easy to fake, too much a cop-out, and there is seldom (besides squirting) any real climax.

I also think that there should be more time spent with showing the model/actress stripping - shirt unbuttoned partially, lingerie on, unzipping whatever - instead of direct to nude!

 

[PornLuvr]

I Here's a shocker - I don't care much for lez scenes - they are too easy to fake, too much a cop-out, and there is seldom (besides squirting) any real climax.

You're not alone. I've never been a big fan of them either. It's been a rarity where I've found one that's been hot. Most of them tend to just bore me, I tend to enjoy them if it leads up to a guy joining them for a threesome.

I've also never really enjoyed gang bangs either, or bukkakes for that matter.

 

[The Fog]

Sorry, I forgot to include BigNIkkifan's quote. The following is on seeing men in videos:

Yeah, I don't care if I see them at all in bj videos (and you usually don't).

When they are fucking it is awkward to not show their faces at all. I guess I find complete POV to be less then completely successful.

I am a huge bj video fan. But I think there should be more teasing in them. Why does the woman have to shove the cock in her mouth within one second of bending down or getting the guys pants down. There is, of course, a good bit of teasing in a lot of videos but not enough. I know when I 'm getting a bj I want my woman to tease me a lot.

I also prefer it when they show the woman actually getting the guy hard. Often they will cut away and then there the guy is at full staff.

 

[The Fog]

I also think that there should be more time spent with showing the model/actress stripping - shirt unbuttoned partially, lingerie on, unzipping whatever - instead of direct to nude!

Yes!!!

I also like it when they keep their clothes on through part of the actual sex (whether bj or fucking).

 

[jod0565]

The type of direction Red Light uses - close up for a few seconds of penetration, camera moves to girls face - close up - for few seconds, then back to close up penetration again; endlessly. Full body shots are better. Actually JM Productions does a good job mixing it all up.
The shooter's hand coming in the picture like Thing from Addam's Family to cop a feel, or squeeze a gal's mouth. Old.
The yelling of some of the guys when they come - that should be left for the girls.
The stupid "interviews" - some are good, but like Vince Voyeur - stupid.
Editing - there should be hardly any.
Soft dicks in any shot - not a gay thing, but what are they doing in porn if they're soft?
The shooter's voice - STFU.
Agree with showing the male actors - don't; also the movement of the camera to show a guys face before he comes - 80's shit.
Agree with no long haired guys in porn - sometimes it's like watching a she-male.
Get rid of Evan Stone and Alex Sanders.
Skeeter Kerkove - he needs sum fresh ideas. Over and over it's "fetish" wear, girl lays on stomach, grabs ankles - not new, not exciting, and he should never be allowed in front of the camera.
Okay, is that good enough? (For now?)

 

[member11579]

There is a series I have seen called Big Natural Tits, with an old French guy behind the camera fondling big titted young girls. This would be ok if he didnt speak... he sounds like one hell of a proper creepy old pervert and the age difference almost comes across as illegal

 

[SovereignAxe]

I never liked how it's all about the guy getting off. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but when the guy pulls out and starts comin all over the place that's where I usually close the window cuz I'm not interested. I never understood why they almost NEVER try and get the girl off. Don't tell me they do cuz they're moaning the whole time, that's BS. When a girl orgasms you can tell...(and it's sooo hot hahaha). I just never undertood why it always ends when the guy gets off. If it was real sex he'd have to hop right back on that train and give the girl her cookies. That's the kind of porn I'd like to see.

 

[member11579]

I never liked how it's all about the guy getting off. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but when the guy pulls out and starts comin all over the place that's where I usually close the window cuz I'm not interested. I never understood why they almost NEVER try and get the girl off. Don't tell me they do cuz they're moaning the whole time, that's BS. When a girl orgasms you can tell...(and it's sooo hot hahaha). I just never undertood why it always ends when the guy gets off. If it was real sex he'd have to hop right back on that train and give the girl her cookies. That's the kind of porn I'd like to see.

Well problem being porn is primarily a tool for a guy to relieve himself in a purely selfish manner, not worrying about someone else during it. The porn that gets looked at the most depicts sex of that manner as well!

 

[gibb83]

One thing that bothers me is girls who think that louder is better. its ok to make noices but whats up with the screaming!? some of them try to moan as loud as they can from the second theyre penetrated. if ur silent all the way through its boring but theres a limit to what looks fake. its much better if they save it for the climax.

another thing is the editing, i like to see whats going on in between and especially befor the fuckin. the fuckin in itself can sometimes be abit boring if u ask me.

 

[The Fog]

Good point about the noises. They can absolutely ruin a scene. I mean I know porn is fantasy but you have to make it seem like it is reality. Men can do it too. I don't mind if a guy talks in a scene but some should learn to shut the fuck up.

There are also other female porn stars who just overact (various ways of exaggerating how hot and horny they are) their part of being into it. Dani Woodward (who I still like despite this) is a good example. She often overacts so severly it can damage a scene. She needs to take it down a notch.

 

[tjay]

I think boobs jobs have gone too far, you get what your born with.The spanking in video's is not nessisary.I think Aids and diseases is a strong factor.I never did understand why porn video's are always in such big boxes.

 

[Summer]

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!

I've got a pony tail!

But do you have a babyoiled chest and get to fuck hot women?

 

[Mr Miyagi]

I hate the fact that it's getting to the stage where it is almost impossible to search the web for decent porn without getting some piece of shit trying to install itself on your PC.

 

[member11579]

Not a fan of teen teases... dammit show us what we want!