What is more important: Gary Coleman dying or the Gulf Oil Disaster?

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KidTroll

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Today is Sunday, May 30, 2010

Gary Coleman died and according to CNN, his last wish was that his
body be stuffed down the "Gulf Oil Pipe" that is leaking.

Like always, there is Government "Red Tape" to stop this from
happening because nobody else has ever jammed a dead body down
an oil well before, except for Jimmy Hoffa.

TMZ dot com reports that Scott Peterson and Casey Anthony have
been contacted by the White House and both agree that a human
body will be heavy enough to stop the flow of oil.

This is all for now.

Thanks for listening, and God Bless You!

I will be back later for another addition of "KidTroll News."
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
This style of posting seems oddly familiar. MrCandy is this you?
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
It's Dennis Hopper you moron.
 

pornophile

Banned
There is only one person who can put a stop to all this oil spill madness. We must all call on him to come and rescue humankind once against from the forces of nature that are devastating us. He has saved us before, he can do it again. Everyone kneel and pray for the almighty King to return.......





GODZILLA!!!!!!!
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habo9

Banned
Who honestly gives a shit whether he died or not, I couldnt give a fuck , Im quite happy hes popped his clogs
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I thought you were done, Habo, you giant liar. I'm never happy about someone's passing, except maybe that turd, John Murtha.

A part of my childhood died along with GC, but its not one I'll really miss, except for the fond memory of Arnold and his buddy getting molested by Gordon (Maytag Repairman)Jump in one memorable episode.

Ah, those were the days.
 
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