Booty Shorts!!!
This is like making me choose between Autumn Reeser or Rachel Bilson in a which OC cast member would you most like to ravage. That's really tough. I can't choose between a thong or booty shorts because they're both so damn sexy. It's really impossible to think of any negatives for either one except that they're a hindrance to sex and must be removed. Otherwise, I love 'em both.