What Irritates You or is Annoying When It Happens In A Porn Scene?

[RFederer]

The worst thing, by far, is a hairy guy.

 

[316sherm]

Lex Steele talkin shit! You got a big dick, cool...I'm tired of hearing you moan more than the damn woman! Shit he moans when he nutts...dude, you need to shut the fuck up!!!

 

[Fonzarelli]

Plus I'm tired of the constant spitting on the genitals. You want to "apply" saliva? Apply it with your mouth, do not spit on me, and I won't kick you in the face while you're down there. I didn't spit on your pussy, I applied it with my tongue. You do the same.

Loads of saliva everywhere during a hot, messy blowjob is very sexy and I love to see that kind of scenes, but I agree 100% about that spitting thing. Spitting is not sexy. No matter where you spit, it certainly will never make that scene sexier. Just don`t do it.

 

[Kingfisher]

The worst thing, by far, is a hairy guy.

You got something against Ron Jeremy? :1orglaugh

 

[gooddeal]

Oh another thing I get annoyed about are the slo motion scenes...these were predominant in 90's porn, the close ups of a cock plowing in and out of a pussy, it reminded me of an industrial film covered in fur.

Haha, that's too funny and I know what you mean. It's like extracting oil from the earth.

 

[Legzman]

condoms

 

[gooddeal]

I'm really starting to dislike the fake cumshot shit. seriously, wtf.

 

[HELLRAISER]

When she fakes her loud moaning whether she's being penetrated or not and when the cameraman zooms in on a penis that's penetrating a vagina instead of focusing the lens on her whole body as she's being pounded

 

[Wil85]

Also pornstars who say YES YES YES over and over... be nice to hear them say something else maybe

 

[thexflash]

Hmm, pretty much all of those alternatives irritates me.

 

[Facetious]

Re: What Irritates You or is Annoying When It Happens In A Porn Scene?

Arse gang bang! I wouldn't stick my cock in that for anything!
Yea, that's every guy's dream to pull his dick out of some chick's arse only to find his helmet covered with some other buck's sperm. ukey:

I start to think . . . What is there after 10 guy >1 :female: arse gang bang, you know, after that gets old and routine? What happens when there are no higher heights to be attained?
I mean, there are only so many possibilities . . . r-i-g-h-t?

 

[thexflash]

Re: What Irritates You or is Annoying When It Happens In A Porn Scene?

ass gang bang! I wouldn't stick my cock in that for anything!
Yea, that's every guy's dream to pull his dick out of some chick's arse only to find his helmet covered with some other buck's sperm. ukey:

I start to think . . . What is there after 10 guy >1 :female: ass gang bang, you know, after that gets old and routine? What happens when there are no higher height to be attained? I mean, there are only so many possibilities . . . r-i-g-h-t?

Yup! That's disgusting for sure!

 

[seneca]

Here is one thing that I absolutely hate, but I am sure wont be mentioned unless I mention it. And that is when a woman is fucking with a strapon and she cant take her hand off of it. I mean, when a guy fucks a chick, he doesnt hold on to his cock while doing so. If a woman is going to use a strapon, either make sure it fits snugly, or just learn how to do it correctly.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

The fact that Freeones hasn't instituted a minimum post rule before you can start a dead horse thread. I'm guilty, and I'm not getting on any particular individual. But people really should get use to the board before they start threads. We just had this thread two days ago.

 

[drf]

When the horsecock talks too much. It's distracting.

 

[devildesigner]

What I find the most annoying: totally nude chicks who keep their shoes on - and that;s because, being a foot-fetishist, I NEED to see girls' feet, not some damned stupid shoes

 

[coolguy88]

The guy is about to nut on a girl and the camera pans over to the guys O-face real quick. WTF!