What Irritates You or is Annoying When It Happens In A Porn Scene?

[Facial_King]

I don't need or want to see the guy's ass-crack or asshole - at all.

From the taint to the cock-tip is just fine, as long as it's interacting with the girl in some way, or is about to (like when the camera's on the cock, and you can see the girl in the background approaching it on her hands and knees, with her mouth hanging open! )

No crusty cracks!

 

[Rey C.]

From your list I chose:
"An awesome scene but overedited with special effects"

But what I mean and what has bothered me for years is the fascination some (many!!!) cameramen and/or directors have with (extreme) closeups. And once you do the closeup, you don't have to hold it forever. Once you're so close that the viewer can count the peach fuzz on the girl's ass, you're too close. Once you're so close that I can't even tell what body part I'm looking at, you're too close. M'kay?! :crash:

You've got a $7-$10K video camera. It's really cool. You know how to work all the fancy controls. I get it. I'm impressed already. Now back the fuck up!!!!

 

[Mr Shade]

Pretty much everything said, and the girl who doesn't know what to do or say so she just lays there sounding bored and repeats the same thing over and over again. "Yeah...fuck that pussy....yeah.....fuck that pussy....fuck my pussy..mmm..yeah......oh yeah....fuck that pussy....mmmm"

Oh yeah...sleepy time. And not necessarily cutting to the guys O-face, but just keeping on cutting to the guys face (or anything else, actually!) at all, especially when the girl is putting in some of her best work down below and we miss it because we're looking at him thinking to himself "oh ye-zow, I'm the shi-zit".

 

[DevinnLaneLover]

I can't stand (like stated above) the "interviews" on a lot of the online porn sites. You can tell the girl is often annoyed and the guy always sounds like a doofus.

I hate special effects in porn scenes, especially when the director goes nuts with it and completely ruins the mood.

One that is missing from your poll is when you're watching a film (this happened a lot in 80s porn) a scene is inter-cut with another scene. So you start getting into a really hot scene then it cuts to another couple, then back to the first scene, then back to the other. It's really annoying.

 

[36DD]

Facials that miss the face.

 

[pornophile]

the worst thing is when you are watching a hot chick and then she drops her panties and she has a penis

http://media.omfgif.com/gif/093106tranny_forced_face_rape.gif

 

[StanScratch]

Plot.

 

[roronoa3000]

The director talking.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

The one where the woman gets naked!

 

[DogHouseRilley]

Any time you see the male performers face once the sex starts but particularly when they cut to him and he's looking directly into the camera, giving a thumbs up or high five sign. Also when male performers start talking to the camera guy/ director durring a scene.

That just kills it for me.

 

[Wildchild1991]

the one you left off that i hate is: chicks eating guys assholes...not my thing

Yeah, that's the worst thing in porn!

 

[gooddeal]

Pretty much everything in the poll is bad.

Here are some others that bother me:

Music during a good fucking.

Being able to see the camera guy during the scene.

A 5 min. jerk to pop-shot to finish the scene.

Lube overload/ Any type of foamy or creamy excretions from vag or anal.

A 5 min. cumplay finish (just swallow already!!!)

No tits shown/ CFNM

Psuedo-Rape (really... WTF?!? Shout out to Jack Venice.)

Gangbangs (especially ones with 8 or 9 guys talking shit in a circle jerk)

Douchebag male performer doing more talking than fucking.

Bad camera angles.

LMFAO, for reals. I wish I could add to the poll. Can I?

 

[gooddeal]

How about the gonzo shot which happens to mostly get the guys ass hole.

 

[LukeEl]

Oh another thing I get annoyed about are the slo motion scenes...these were predominant in 90's porn, the close ups of a cock plowing in and out of a pussy, it reminded me of an industrial film covered in fur.

 

[mentator75]

women who stop a good blowjob to lick the guy's balls WHEN it seems clear that they are just trying to "kill time" or "want a rest"

guys who jerk their cock more than 10 seconds (being generous - it should be NOT AT ALL) before giving a facial

women who refuse to say anything AT ALL during any type of sex

 

[Shifty]

Plot.

Yes.

 

[cartman24]

I HATE seeing the guys face period, let alone when he's about to blow. Just keep the damn camera on the girl.

 

[CunningStunts]

All of the above...

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Acting. Seriously. I want to see people fuck; I really don't care that the girl ran someone over with her bike and the guy has a Oedipus complex.

 

[Kingfisher]

What I really don't like is what makes the porn boring. Sure the chick is hot, but clearly the guy is either gay and forcing an erection or on Viagra. No normal guy goes through 6 different positions, pumping away the whole time with such a hot chick and not blow his load. Amateur porn is turning out to be way hotter.

Plus I'm tired of the constant spitting on the genitals. You want to "apply" saliva? Apply it with your mouth, do not spit on me, and I won't kick you in the face while you're down there. I didn't spit on your pussy, I applied it with my tongue. You do the same.