What if your mom was a pornstar?

[hos]

i would knew about before that happens. if the family is intact, communication about everything is intact.

 

[Marlo Manson]

I'd ask her if she was tired of fuckin every guy she met!! :rofl2:

 

[tartanterrier]

I think if I had any kind of porn addiction then that would definitly solve it :eek:

 

[thanksimout]

Come on now I'd do what every other guy would do. Turn off the tape in disgust, put in my favorite porn and finish the job at hand.
After that, I'd beg mom to introduce me to her porn star girlfriends.

:blowjob:

 

[hollywest]

well....what would you do if your Mom was a fry cook?...Or a homeless woman?...or a president of a company?...The answer is...Its a job. I do what billions of people do every day...Have sex...and if there is somewhere that should be less judgemental than any other place, I would assume it is here. The problem with society, is we still listen to 100 year old congressmen that dont have a fucking clue about the real world and tell us sex is evil, then we run to our computers and watch porn in the privacy of our living rooms...hilarious. I tell you what I would do...tell her thanks for providing for me.

 

[lone gunman]

Imagine yourself sitting there jerking off to the links provided here, and then all of a sudden, an mpg you clicked on showed your pornstar mom getting banged... What the fuck would you do in such a situation like that???

Ban him!:banI really mean it)
You`ve got nothing smarter to do than to come and try to put such images into my head,in a place I like to relax.
It is not a funny or interesting topic.
And if any man here thinks otherwise,there is something seriously wrong with him.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I'd ask her when the hell is "take your kid to work day".

 

[senob44]

I'd start breast-feeding again.

 

[Jason z]

well....what would you do if your Mom was a fry cook?...Or a homeless woman?...or a president of a company?...The answer is...Its a job. I do what billions of people do every day...Have sex...and if there is somewhere that should be less judgemental than any other place, I would assume it is here. The problem with society, is we still listen to 100 year old congressmen that dont have a fucking clue about the real world and tell us sex is evil, then we run to our computers and watch porn in the privacy of our living rooms...hilarious. I tell you what I would do...tell her thanks for providing for me.

Great reply holly.. I get fucking tired of people putting down the porn business.

 

[Torre82]

::looks at topic name::

Hm.

::scratches head:: So that's what she does when she isnt with me. Huh.

 

[Bigoldowls]

I'd be stunned as my mum (mom) is in her 70's. :eek:

 

[Will E Worm]

I wouldn't be happy. Bad mom :nono:

 

[Torre82]

I'd beat off and tap that shit every Chance I could. Sadly this point has passed.

Wait, what?

 

[Kingfisher]

Dude, that's just wrong on so many levels. Someone elses mom, fine. Not mine... No, no, no, no.... :crash:

 

[Hypergalaxy]

ahahha I think it would be pretty fucking cool to have a mom that was in the business

 

[Adore this Girl]

id enjoy the money

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I know of a situation where a couple is watching soft core movie together and getting amorous. Then their 20 year old daughter appeared on screen.

 

[Jason z]

^ No kidding? Man, fill us in. How do you know that couple?

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Actually, I knew the daughter back years ago. I think her mom and dad went out to LA and drug her back home.

I never did hear whether the mom and dad still got it on that night.

 

[Jason z]

Damn! That is funny and is great story to have.