What If Porn Were Made Illegal Tomorrow?

[Legzman]

simple. I'd be locked up!

 

[316sherm]

I think I'd be a bootlegger!

 

[Philbert]

You mean like how Maryjuana is illegal?
We'd have more access and better porn...
Anyway, Fo's isn't based on a US server, they'd be OK.
(I hope they aren't on a US server!)

 

[SRF]

Organized crime groups: "Happy days are here again".
The demand is still there and someone has to supply it.

 

[Rey C.]

You mean like how Maryjuana is illegal?
We'd have more access and better porn...
Anyway, Fo's isn't based on a US server, they'd be OK.
(I hope they aren't on a US server!)

<FBP (Federal Bureau of Porn) knocking on Philbert's door>

"Wakey, wakey... hands off snakey! Come out with your hands in the air! We have a Pervert Warrant signed by Judge Gloria Steinem for the arrest of Philbert, aka FreeOnes Phil. We got your IP address, we traced you to this address and we know you're in there. You've got 5 seconds to come out... or we're coming in!!!" :violent:

 

[blackbull1970]

I got my porn on DVD's and my mags in a safe location in the house.

So fuck the govt.

 

[Jagger69]

If porn is outlawed, only outlaws will have porn!

You stole my line, Rey! :thumbsup:

If porn becomes outlawed, I will be the John Dillinger of porn.

:ak47: "Come and get me, coppers!!! You'll never take me alive!!!"

 

[24788]

Crackers and hackers would rise up. Trust me you want to know who runs the web and designs it? They find all the flaws in the programs and exploit them.

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Dr Phil and Dr Drew Specials for illegal porn addicts.
Porn Head rallies.
Medical Porn.
More amateur porn.
Internet porn would explode larger than ever.
Willie Nelson and Ted Nugent would do porn.
Sales of Memory sticks would skyrocket.
Cops would become chronic jerkoffs

 

[mrtrebus]

I would appear at my local Magistrates Court, force my way into one of the court rooms & then slice off my cock & balls, smash them up with a hammer & eat them. Then weep uncontrollably before His Honour screaming "look what you made me do papa lawman!" over & over again before stabbing my own eyes out & shoving them up my arse. . .I'd probably vomit up my ingested genitals too.

 

[monicasilver]

I'd start a group kinda like firemen. But instead of putting out fires, we'd start fires. We'd burn all the porn dvd's and magazines and tapes in existence, including the houses they are being held in. Anybody caught hiding any porn would be sent to jail. It would be for the good of humanity. But one day, I accidentally watch one of the dvd's I'm supposed to be burning. It changes my life. I become sickened with the state of society. I would eventually steal all sorts of dvd's and magazines and hide them in my house, because I fear my family would call the authorities. I'd watch them all every day, trying to memorize them and preserve their contents for as long as I live, so that I could share them with others long after the dvd's have been destroyed. Eventually, my fireman boss catches on that I have been watching the dvd's that I am supposed to be destroying, and a chase ensues. He programs his robot hound dog to hunt me down. TV crews film the chase. All of a sudden, planes fly over the city and bomb it? WTF?? I end up living a nomadic life with a group of people who love porn and want to rebuild a porn accepting society.

This should be a book. amirite?

Are you board-stalking?


:eek:

:nanner:

 

[jetset4978]

Only outlaws would have pornography.

Encryption allows you to keep your data private.

The miniaturization of USB flashdrives, SDHC and microSDHC cards allows hiding of large amount of data physically almost anyplace.


In reality with the explosion of digital cameras over the last 10 years and most recently in the last 3 with cellphones with cameras there is more porn created everyday than ever before. stills and video.
some of that being illegal under-18 depictions and thus teenagers sexting MMS' is a growing 'problem' for schools, local law enforcement and District Attorneys.

Harddrives are one thing with your archival library but USB flash drives with their growing storage sizes are something else that can be kept hidden very easily.

check out this thread:
Hiding your porn stash - share your stories
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=3868272

 

[FlyingWallaby]

Tomorrow? ...not possible. It'll take the PM at least another few months to totally ban it.

 

[Red Spyder]

Well, since I live in the border with Mexico, I'm sure I could get lots of it from the cartels I'll probably be their biggest client, and if they're really the ones in charge of the local boystown, I probably am already.

 

[Ravenholm]

Porn would still continue in one way or another. Just like nigh on all things illegal at the moment.

Being made illegal does not mean the end. Not by a long shot. That kind of says a lot about the competence and power of those trying to make what ever it is illegal in the first place.

 

[Nick_FM]

Keep watching it. Tell the Government don't tread on me. :thefinger

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

remember prohibition?
you know how much money we would make if that shit happened.