What have you done when you had a crush on someone?

McRocket

Banned
You should start out with some light stalking. When she's not around, go through her garbage and collect any thing that has been in contact with her mouth. You are going to want to keep this for the altar you are going to make in her honor in your closet. Next, find out where she lives. This girl is going to be your obsession, so you have to know everything about her. Again, you are going to want to go through her garbage. Personal items, like use tampons, are gold. You Might want to buy one of those small cameras too.
And if this girl is going to save you, you have to give her what she wants....you.
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Anticipation ...

My best advice is always the same. Don't approach it as it as a major life changing experience.
Definitely, because anticipation raises the bar too high for women (and men) sometimes.
Anticipation is one thing when you've experienced something and know what a lover is capable of.
It's completely different when you don't.
Its meeting a new acquaintance, not proposing. Sometimes people make things more complicated than they are.
Definitely, because anticipation drives predisposition and assumed action-reaction.
It rarely works that way, and can completely skew your entire approach towards someone.

Everyone should concentrate on making a good friend of someone before getting in so deep.
Definitely, because I fell in love with my wife (to be) as my best friend well before anything else.
I never thought, not even once, "Whoa! I can't wait to have those tits wrapped around my cock, and I hope she gives head at the same time!"

Yes, I noticed her apple-hourglass, but just noticed that her body was compatible with my physical preference.
Not that I was imaging myself being intimate with her before we were.

A few weeks later, after we had become very close, she went down on me and made me pass out, before I even realized what she was up to.
Now talk about surprise!

The best love is left to surprise, not predisposition, let alone what drives you before it happens.
Because it rarely happens as you think it will, and in my case, I'm glad I didn't even think it would happen any different than it did.
 
Tell her if she thinks she's had a real orgasm, to think again, and if she knows whats good for her she'll buy YOU a drink!
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Tell her if she thinks she's had a real orgasm, to think again, and if she knows whats good for her she'll buy YOU a drink!
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Then tell her, if she thinks she's only going to buy YOU one drink, to think again, and if she knows whats good for her, she'll buy YOU another drink! :beer: :beer:
 

georges

Moderator
Staff member
Inviting her to drink a cup of coffee, discussing on various subjects and exchanging phone numbers and msn.
 
Well that changes my whole outlook on my teen years

Well, what's now considered stalking used to be considered romantic. I mean, the song "Every Breath you Take" by the police is supposed to be touching, but if you listen to the lyrics, by today's feelings.

It's kind of creepy. :rofl:

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You must talk to this woman. Throughout life we get put through a series of opportunities, some we take some we don't. Don't ever let any opportunity pass you by, take every chance you get to make something happen. I have not let many pass me, but there have been a few. I do wish that I would have talked to someone or done something in a situation looking back on it. The woman you let get away, bridges you have burned, or the friend you could have saved. You only get one chance at some things, make it count.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Here's my remedy for curing a crush...

Act all shy and do your best to avoid all conversation with her. Then go home and beat the shit out of your penis for a half hour. Repeat this for a few weeks until the feeling goes away.
 
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