What Exotic ****** Would You Like To Have As A Pet?

[TheOrangeCat]

Petra has a Roald and she says all it does is sit there and make weird noises (some ay-ay-ayeee sound) with it's thumbs in the air.:dunno:

I think that's just called speaking Dutch ...

 

[Ulysses31]

Petra has a Roald and she says all it does is sit there and make weird noises (some ay-ay-ayeee sound) with it's thumbs in the air.:dunno:

Might want to get one soon as I hear they're facing extinction due to challenges in their breeding habits and cycles.

I also heard they are hideous to the opposite sex (so many become homosexuals) and have absolutely no predators as no ****** wants to eat it because of its vile taste. Apparently it secretes such a foul odour that if sprayed the only antidote is to find a skunk and have it spray you right in the face to neutralise some of the odour.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Very rare picture of the Roald Pony, sneaked out of the Petra's Palace of Pain Petting ***.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Apparently it secretes such a foul odour that if sprayed the only antidote is to find a skunk and have it spray you right in the face to neutralise some of the odour.

It's called Old Spice for Men.

 

[Hot Mega]

I think that's just called speaking Dutch ...

Or 'Canadian' :1orglaugh Eh?

I also heard they are hideous to the opposite sex (so many become homosexuals) and have absolutely no predators as no ****** wants to eat it because of its vile taste. Apparently it secretes such a foul odour that if sprayed the only antidote is to find a skunk and have it spray you right in the face to neutralise some of the odour.

Ouch...well, with all that going against them...one can only hope they don't eat much...But I think their ******** habits depend on ******* content by volume.:2 cents:

 

[Ulysses31]

Or 'Canadian' :1orglaugh Eh?



Ouch...well, with all that going against them...one can only hope they don't eat much...But I think their ******** habits depend on ******* content by volume.:2 cents:

******** is the sole reason they live for, without that they would realise they are the most useless ****** on the planet (they are not even on the food chain) and commit mass suicide. They are right at the bottom with the next useless ****** being:

http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnim.../import/season_03/sp_0305_10_v6.jpg?width=480

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Or 'Canadian' :1orglaugh Eh?

Well, more likely Newfie ......:1orglaugh

(you know I'm not Canadian, right ...?)

 

[jod0565]

Great ******* everyone - some I've not heard of before. Cool stuff. Thanks.

I do like the mini giraffe.

 

[Violator79]

I'd love to have a Bengal Tiger as a pet. Tigers are the most awesome big cat and having one as a pet would be great.

 

[jod0565]

That tiger would be awesomeness just to take for a walk around the park - hell, any of these ******* would draw so much attention - and some - fear - walking them around!

 

[Hot Mega]

******** is the sole reason they live for, without that they would realise they are the most useless ****** on the planet (they are not even on the food chain) and commit mass suicide. They are right at the bottom with the next useless ****** being:

http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnim.../import/season_03/sp_0305_10_v6.jpg?width=480

:1orglaugh!!

Well, more likely Newfie ......:1orglaugh

(you know I'm not Canadian, right ...?)

Re not Canadian: Well, I know now because if you were your question would have read, 'you know I'm not Canadian, eh ...?':tongue:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

A binturong.

They churble and smell of popcorn.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Jaguar or leopard. Possibly a baby lion cub.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Possibly a baby lion cub.

What are you, 8?:1orglaugh

 

[Tittyman5000]

The Chupacabra :eek:

 

[bahodeme]

That tiger would be awesomeness just to take for a walk around the park - hell, any of these ******* would draw so much attention - and some - fear - walking them around!

Hey Jod,
How about a walk in the park with this:


Me personally, maybe Falconry.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Ligers - known for their cunning and magic

 

[jod0565]

Hey Jod,
How about a walk in the park with this:


Me personally, maybe Falconry.

That would be bad ass.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Brazilian tapeworm. No, wait. I already had one of those. Maybe a tiny primate like a Pygmy Marmoset.