What does God look like?

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I believe he can take on any form he chooses.


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We've all seen God. We all know his name. He's an avid golfer and is the majority owner of the Charlotte Bobcats.

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PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
We've all seen God. We all know his name. He's an avid golfer and is the majority owner of the Charlotte Bobcats.

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God wouldn't own the Bobcats. :nono:
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
No,no no; you're all wrong-even thought Michael Jordan is close.....

He's been right in front of us all along...even appearing to age,just to fit in more. I know because even the Pope agrees....

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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Of course I may be mistaken, but the guy to the right of QEII just may be a god.

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StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Of course I may be mistaken, but the guy to the right of QEII just may be a god.

Meh, I would think the creator of all things would give himself a much larger cock. Not necessarily a comically large one (though in that situation, it would have helped), but...was it cold there?
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
The end of Time Bandits showed us what God looked like, there mystery solved.
 
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