What does a pussy taste like? and a dick? and cum?

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
what a question!

*shrug* gina can be kinda alkaline tasting if u ask me, it makes sense since since it is an alkaline environment, especially during or close to orgasm. i find it quite tasty.

cock? i imagine its kinda the same, hopefully its nice and clean, probably like sucking on a thicker version of a finger.

cum? guy cum? kinda like almost acidic but only when u swallow, and uh kinda salty and watery but thicker. i mean, you could totally try that one out on your own.

girl cum is like salty water but maybe a tiny bit thicker. more times than not, i taste my cum in her when im licking her out so it gets thick that way too. get that classic cum strand connecting from her gina to my chin.
 
Pussy...now there's a "how long is a piece of string question". I love going down on my girls and they all taste different. There's the metallic sort of taste to a frankly horrible OMG I'm not doing THAT again taste. Neither of those are particularly pleasant. Most often it's a kind of very slightly...oh who the fcuk am I kidding...I can't describe what a good one tastes like, it's just gooooooooood.

Cum? Well, just cos I was curious I tasted my own, just once. Can't say it tasted of anything at all really.

I can't speak from experience about the middle one and have no real interest in finding out.

Handy tip here boys, if you're worried about what she's gonna taste like, just play with her pussy for a while then say you've an itchy nose and go to scratch it with the same hand. While it's up there, have a wee sniff. If it smells bad, and I mean BAD, don't do it. If it smells ok go for it. Normally I get a whiff and I'm off...she's not gonna see my face for a good 5-10 minutes, hehehe


Holy christ!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Senob PMed me asking for more cum prepartion tips, so here goes:

steamed - kind of girly, but a good way to retain essential nutrients
stewed - great for the man on the go. just leave it on low in a crock pot and you can be gone all day.
hard boiled - fast, easy; perfect for the lunch pail
butterflied - this is where you divide the cum in half so each half will cook faster
grilled - preferable to all except fried. if you haven't jacked off into a George Foreman grill you haven't lived :thumbsup:
 
Senob PMed me asking for more cum prepartion tips, so here goes:

steamed - kind of girly, but a good way to retain essential nutrients
stewed - great for the man on the go. just leave it on low in a crock pot and you can be gone all day.
hard boiled - fast, easy; perfect for the lunch pail
butterflied - this is where you divide the cum in half so each half will cook faster
grilled - preferable to all except fried. if you haven't jacked off into a George Foreman grill you haven't lived :thumbsup:


You've put a lot of time and effort into this.

What about baking, broiling and/or over a fire?
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
I think all these things taste like (and are!) fluffy Marshmallows!

Sweet, fluffy marshmallows!.....Im a kid!....I dont know and dont want to know all these perverse things!
 
You've put a lot of time and effort into this.

Thanks for noticing, Becks. It's been time well spent, I assure you!

What about baking, broiling and/or over a fire?

Well I covered baking and broiling on page one. An open fire is good too. Very back to naturish, and fun for the whole family if you toast it on sticks around a campfire :)
 
Pussy...the metallic sort of taste to a frankly horrible OMG I'm not doing THAT again taste.
Yes. It tastes like a battery. The bad ones can taste like tuna (you want to avoid them). I can't speak for dick but (my) cum smells and tastes a lot like chlorine.
 
But is it really all about taste?

Yes. It tastes like a battery.
I think one thing that's part of the problem is that everyone makes it about taste, about hair (or lackthereof), etc... I'm sure if I was focused sole on the taste, I'd avoid doing it much. I'm sure if I was worried about gaging on hair, I'd also avoid doing it even more.

I honestly learned long ago to go nuts over the sensation, the interaction and -- even more so -- the investigation and adaptation to every woman's differences. There is not one pussy I've taken issue with the taste, not one I've ever gagged on (and my wife has a full bush and I fucking love it). But I'm also not lying about it tasting like butter or a tart.

Hell, my wife makes the only big deal about her taste, I definitely don't.
 
Holy christ!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

What?? The cum thing? Ah fuck it, it's mine! It's not like I'm ever gonna taste anyone else's. Fuck that!

shit! for real? you got some nerve, mate...

Well, it's not like I drank the stuff! I just dipped my finger in it after I had a wank. My gf had said a week or so before that it tasted bitter, so I was curious. Didn't taste of anything and I just spat it out again. Anyway I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead here. ;)
 

SBTNW

Banned
I just dipped my finger in it after I had a wank

mate, you're probably the only man in the entire world that has done that.
for that... CHEERS!!





and, before i forget, what does an ASS taste like? (i love A2M, by the way)
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
Some times they taste a bit like copper, or metallic as Chewy said.

Put a penny in your mouth, you'll see what I mean.
 
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