bobjustbob
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We have GPS, pills to make our dicks hard, and machines that can make mounds and mounds of coleslaw. What is left that you would like to see invented?
What do you wish to be invented?
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- Virtual Reality Sex
- A "What If"-Machine, that will show you how history would look like if certain events have changed
- A "What If"-Machine, that will show you how history would look like if certain events have changed
I don't want to get too specific in case anyone tries to steal my idea, but it involves a large saddle, a flexible rod with string attached, salmon, and a sedated bear.
Luxman
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That has already been invented, but the patent is classified so it will never be sold to the public.
I wish we had some things from Start Trek, like Replicators, Transporters, Holodecks, etc.
With Replicators we could feed everyone on the planet and make anything in a few seconds.
With Transporters we could go anywhere on the planet in a few seconds, and eventually anywhere in the solar system, and maybe the galaxy.
With Holodecks we could have virtual sex with anyone, porn stars, celebrities, or your best friends hot mom.
Do anything, too scary or stupid to do in real life, without getting hurt.
Lucky bastards who will live in the 30th century, give or take a few centuries, will have all this cool stuff.
Yup. The cars and hoverboards foreseen in the 2005 of the Transformers movie (made in 1986) never quite materialized, nor the contact with alien races. Thankfully neither did the fashion.
Holodeck for me. Or preferably, the fembot completely indistinguishable from the real thing, programmed to fall madly in love with its owner. That'll do me. I'm not turning my holodeck on and off every time I want a cuddle, just give me my artificial wife.
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
A bit more mundane perhaps but certainly practical for everyday use:
A hoseless garden hose (drives me nuts reeling those fucking things in, always getting kinked up)
A cordless electrical cord (Tesla supposedly invented this decades ago, same problems as with the garden hose, why don't we have this?)
A hangerless clothes hanger (anyone who does laundry knows why I hate these things.....there's gotta be a better way)
A hoseless garden hose (drives me nuts reeling those fucking things in, always getting kinked up)
A cordless electrical cord (Tesla supposedly invented this decades ago, same problems as with the garden hose, why don't we have this?)
A hangerless clothes hanger (anyone who does laundry knows why I hate these things.....there's gotta be a better way)
MarinaMarley
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A milkshake fridge! Where you press a button like for water and a milkshake comes out
Philbert
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Cherry 2000, starring a hot Melanie Griffith
Back To The Future II or III
I'd like a Camaro, Transformer of not.
There's nicks and cuts with traditional shaving then there's "Oh shit, I just burned a small hole in my retina whilst shaving my unibrow."
I can imagine the lines when Nike releases the actual power-laced versions next year:
Coleslaw that makes your dick hard.
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Coleslaw that makes your dick hard.
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Coleslaw that makes your dick hard.
M-m-m-m ... that easily beats my "compassion pills" idea (meant without sarcasm).
What I would like to be invented is ... a portable studio system that would help the user achieve outstanding production quality for recording an album, be that comedy (you can dub on some laughs later) or music. The prices will be high, but the cost of recording at a bigger, full-fledged studio should go down. (Would be much cooler if that invention could also print copies, but one could only dream of that.
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Non-stick Fruit of the Loom briefs.
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You beat me to it.
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